September 07, 2004

RELEASE RELEASED

That weird John Kerry press release mentioned yesterday -- Adam Yoshida has more on it -- has now been withdrawn from combat. Obviously the release collected three Purple Hearts and requested a return home.

Memories of its honourable service are preserved here.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 7, 2004 02:07 PM
Comments

The press release has Kerry’s characteristics. It received Speeutbawll wounds and then did a cut and run.

Posted by: perfectsense at September 7, 2004 at 02:30 PM

It came up in conversation with friends tonight that we have all been more seriously injured than Kerry just by the nature of our jobs in forge shops, machine shops, and garages.

Posted by: Fred Boness at September 7, 2004 at 02:45 PM

Ya gotta understand, it doesn't matter what the 143 "lies" were. All that matters now is that the lefties can say, "we identified 143 lies!" Since they are morally absolved from having to explain their positions to anyone, they don't have to go into any detail...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 7, 2004 at 04:03 PM

That's just GREAT! -- you just sent me to Kedwards Kiddies.Kom, and there ain't enough bleach in Delaware to make me feel clean again.

Tim: where the hell's the cathartic thread we'd asked for earlier about how we've all dealt with our favorite Bush-bashing bands, actors and other demi-celebs?

The time for cleansing has come, escpecially as we all await Ben Affleck sitting in the front row of the first debate!

Posted by: geezer at September 7, 2004 at 06:42 PM

It went home to protest its release in the first place.

Posted by: Jane at September 7, 2004 at 09:36 PM