September 07, 2004

UNIVERSALLY PRAISED

The top five reviews of Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans, a new humour anthology from McSweeney’s:

"On the whole, the book isn’t terrible." - Daily Californian

"Most of the 50 entries are very short." - Globe and Mail

"The problem with a collection such as this can be summed up in four words: It is not funny." - Chicago Sun Times

"It may be an interesting exercise intellectually, but it doesn't add up to anything approaching enjoyment." - Rocky Mountain News

"$16.95 is far too much to charge for this book." - San Francisco Weekly

Lies! Created in Darkness is worth at least $16.95 -- perhaps up to $21.73 -- simply for the inclusion of John Moe’s Possible Follow-Up Songs for One-Hit Wonders. My own contribution appears in the book’s prestigious 'filler' section.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 7, 2004 02:05 PM
Comments

Use this to Google Tim's McSweeney work.

I will always be grateful for the locutions "Fists of Fondness" and "Chart-topping Latino Dance Sensation."

Posted by: Crid at September 7, 2004 at 02:48 PM

This wasn't Tim's, but it's a classic.

Posted by: david at September 7, 2004 at 03:28 PM

"The problem with a collection such as this can be summed up in four words: It is not funny."

Hey, that's three words!

Posted by: John Kerry at September 7, 2004 at 04:13 PM

The 'diary of a COBRA recruit' is one of the funniest things i have read, and was obviously lovingly crafted by a man with a deep knowledge of GI Joe,

COBRA!

Posted by: storm shadow at September 7, 2004 at 06:08 PM

* No Longer My Sharona
* So I Guess You Decided To Walk Away After All
* Apparently I Was Overly Optimistic About America's Continuing Interest In Convoys
* Running So Far Away Can Give You A Blister
* Okay, You Can Stop Taking On Me, Please

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 8, 2004 at 04:20 AM

Possibly funnier one for that second effort:

* Fine, Walk Away

(Does anybody remember The Raspberries? I mean, I don't remember them, but...)

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 8, 2004 at 04:39 AM