Tim Blair

Come back, Kofi! come back!

…back to his bunker in the basement of the UN building, where the door was cemented shut and sandbagged with several thousand New York office workers as a "routine safety precaution..."

notice that he says "my work" - not the "UN's work" .

"U.N. officials said they were taking steps to "enhance the security of the secretary-general."

In other words, to appease Osama, Osama now gets of a cut of the oil-for-bribes program operated by the UN and hidden is Swiss banks.

Uh, Kofi doesn't want US intelligence and NYC police to protect him from terror threats, now does he?

Maybe he should get the French foreign office, the German courts, the Belgium war crimes tribunal, the Spanish Socialists and Saudi's Zion-busters to save him from Osama, instead.

"I know what you're thinking - 'did he issue six resolutions, or only five?' To tell you the truth, in all the corruption, I lost track myself. But considering this is UN resolution #4444-44, the most impotent condemnation in the world, and would make you laugh your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself a question - do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya, pu-"

BLAM!

"What the fu-"

BLAM! BLAM!

"You're shooting at us?! We're outta here! Run away! Run away!"

There's nothing more to say about Kofi Annan's statement. It's already been said. In devastating ways.

Dave S. -

LMFAO!! Next time, please warn us to erect our spew barriers in front of our monitors before you spring something like this!

I think the late OBL is incredibly brave.

Would you threaten the life of Kofi Annan, a man who has made genocide and mass murder the hallmark of his career?

Awesome post Dave. Someone oughta record that first bit with a good Clint Eastwood voice. *laughs*

"We take it seriously, and we will have to take precautions and then carry on with my life and my work."

Yep, I'll carry on making sur the world is secure enough for barrels of oil to change hands in safety.

This is a job for .. the World Court, the EU, and the UN. Any day they will be issuing statements.
Resolutions will be passed. Bureaucrats will be denouncing Osama from every corner of the globe.

A committee will be formed by France, Germany and Belgium to study the matter and issue more statements.

I bet Osama will be sorry he ever issued those threats!!

Osama is offering a paltry $136,000,I,m sure the blogosphere can top that.

"Carry on my work", shit, he isn't content with what did to countries like Rwanda, not content with having pulled the biggest heist the oil vouvhers scam, he plans more grandiose things in the way criminal! Can't Koffee Toffee Man be dropped at Osama's Cave entrance for a quick buggering?

Another sixteen anti israel resolutions should be enough for Osama to call off his contracts.
And of course better turn a blind eye towards sudan.
Oh! that's already being done !sorry.
Some people never stop asking for more.

Somehow Kofi finds the strength to carry on. How does he do it?

As Kofi rides off into the sunset upon his white steed the townfolk agree: "All hat, no cattle".

Hey Osama doesn't seem like such a bad guy after all ;-)

Uh Pete,
Where do we send the contributions?

Has anyone seen lord of the flies...........?

The sooner everyone wakes up to the reality the sooner we can clean up the mess!