September 06, 2004

THE MOLLY IVINS OF LAKE WOBEGON

Despite his talent for offing junkie girlfriends, Sid Vicious wasn’t particularly vicious. Many prefer to remember him as sad and useless. Besides which, old Sid died way back in the seventies, so why is Garrison Keillor describing Grover Norquist as “the Sid Vicious of the GOP”?

Thanks to Keillor, Norquist joins a long list of the Vicious-compared:

Francis Poulenc was the Sid Vicious of 1920s French art music.

Presenter Kathy Bedford asked if [Mark Latham] saw himself as the Sid Vicious of politics ...

Tyrannosaurus was the Sid Vicious of the Late Cretaceous.

The bassist Stanley Clark said he was the ''Sid Vicious of jazz.''

Tom Putnam - The Sid Vicious of ramp building.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 6, 2004 09:21 PM
Comments

Sid Vicious = Sex Pistols = Anarchy In The UK 1976 = Anarchy in The GOP 2004 = Grover Norquist

Posted by: the common good at September 6, 2004 at 09:36 PM

Sid Vicious (sad and useless) is more like Paul Begala and James Carville.

Posted by: perfectsense at September 6, 2004 at 10:18 PM

Anyone who's followed politics in the U.S. knows that "Sid Vicious" is Sid Blumenthal, one of President Clinton's winged monkeys promoting the "nuts and sluts" defense against, e.g., Kathleen Wiley, Monica Lewinsky and Dolly Browning. It was Blumenthal, for example, who fed the press the lie about Lewinsky "stalking" Clinton.

Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein at September 6, 2004 at 10:22 PM

Garrison Keillor used to be a normal person. Now he's the Sid Vicious of public radio.

Lake Wobegon must be located in a fever swamp.

Posted by: Mike at September 6, 2004 at 10:24 PM

No, Garrison Keillor is clearly the Monkees of public radio.

Posted by: Clem Snide at September 6, 2004 at 10:34 PM

Funny, I always thought Keillor was the official 'I got my face crushed by a blow from a shovel' posterchild of Public Radio.

Posted by: Carl H. at September 6, 2004 at 11:50 PM

Ramp building?

Posted by: Tim Shell at September 7, 2004 at 12:43 AM

Kerry connection: Sid Vicious was a hamster.

Posted by: ushie at September 7, 2004 at 01:08 AM

Sigh, what has become of poor GK.

I sometimes suspect that the hard lurch left some of these guys make is some sort of quest for Bimini. A desperate struggle to maintain some level of relevance in an increasingly younger world. "Hey look, I'm not your average run of the mill once-famous old white guy. I'm an activist rebel spitting in the face of oppression. Also, I'll be doing a book signing at a Borders in Dayton, Ohio."

Posted by: Mr Vee at September 7, 2004 at 01:55 AM

Garrison Keillor never heard a Sid Vicious song and couldn't pick him out of a drunk tank. He just likes the name, and like any good lefty, can't imagine that anyone else would know enough to understand his ignorance...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 7, 2004 at 01:59 AM

Made the mistake of reading one of GK's novels years back. It was clear from the book, if not as much by his sad radio show, that he is a typical left-leaning "humorist." That is, he is mean and spiteful, and by spewing forth his venom in a "thoughtful" tone his fans can mistake his ugly cynicism for satire (a la Al Franken, et al). In this way, you need not be funny, just on message, and the myopic fans will flock.

But I am moved to post by the prior comment, "can't imagine that anyone else would know enough to understand his ignorance." I saw GK give a horrid interview on one of the cable talk shows and he was completely uninformed, and obviously out of his league when pressed to back up his statements with fact.

Posted by: Dave S at September 7, 2004 at 02:14 AM

sigh

I used to get a kick out of Garrison Keillor and his homey reminiscences of a Minnesota That Probably Never Was. I think fame, that evil, green-eyed bitch, did him in and he's never been the same.

Posted by: Rebecca at September 7, 2004 at 02:30 AM

Ushie is correct and very up on his Sex Pistols trivia. Sid was in fact Johnny ("Rotten") Lydon's pet hamster and he was a biter. Hence the name.

Johnny christened his art school chum John as Sid Vicious when the punk movement began gathering steam.

Sid (the man-child) was clueless, reacted emotionally, was self-centered, recieved loads of money for doing little, had a whiny, unpredictable mate, and ostensibly played bass guitar. He was also wounded several times "in action". That sounds more like John "F'n" Kerry to me.

Posted by: JDB at September 7, 2004 at 03:38 AM

I remember reading something about Garrison Keillor in the days following the Paul Wellstone business; with the aid of Google, here is a three-paragraph snippet:

How ironic, really, that Garrison Keillor lionizes the late Senator Wellstone for qualities so utterly absent in Keillor himself.

I used to be a radio producer. I knew people who'd dealt with Keillor - fellow low-level producers, production assistants, the grunts that do the dirty work that has to be done for show like Keillor's to come off. To a person, they all - every one - describe him as "extremely abusive when angry", "selfish", "never has a good word to say about anybody", "no social skills", "treats his colleagues like dirt", " keeps people hanging on without officially hiring them", "destroys people behind their backs", "acts like his shit doesn't stink", "dumps [employees] without warning". Most concisely, "a complete son of a bitch". Every one of those is from people who've worked with Keillor in some professional capacity, many of whom don't dare say a thing because they want to work in these towns again. Keillor, it seems, also as a reputation for squashing careers.
It was a local joke among radio people in the eighties - Keillor went through "personal assistants" like kleenex. He was as petulant as any caricature of a golden-age movie queen. He demanded his subordinates worship him. He cast them off like old underwear when they displeased him. He was a spoiled, petulant egomaniac.
As they say, read the whole thing. Posted by: Ernie G at September 7, 2004 at 03:57 AM

Garrison nearly had an on air meltdown when Republican Norm Coleman was elected to the Senate seat of the martyred Saint Wellstone. Minnesota had betrayed him. He took it very personally.

Posted by: Fred Boness at September 7, 2004 at 04:10 AM

Garrison Keilor = Molly Ivins
What?
Is he in/recovering from a gin-induced stupor?
Did his best friend and confidant get their ass kicked by an "embicilic, frat-boy" when they were the incumbent governor of the state?
Are his books unreadable?
Is he out of touch with reality?
Did he attend exclusive schools?
Did he grow up pampered in the toniest neighborhood of Minnesota's largest city?
They do kind of look alike. Hmmmm.

Posted by: bc at September 7, 2004 at 06:47 AM

To hell with commenting on Keillor, a thoroughly self-absorbed lib.

I still think "Sid and Nancy" is one of the coolest movies of the 80s, and one of Gary Oldman's (one of us, btw) best performances.

Posted by: geezer at September 7, 2004 at 06:58 AM

I tried listening to Garrison Keilor once -- they played something from that radio show of his on the local NPR station and I was curious because everyone kept yelping about how hilarious he was. I think I was driving, and had to switch stations after just five minutes or so, because the rambling, drunken-sounding drone that was emitting from my speakers was so boring I almost fell asleep and ran off the road.

I wonder how many accidents have been caused by people listening to Garrison Keilor while driving.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 7, 2004 at 09:00 AM

Ah, but he was the perfect intellectual to provide the voice of Walt Whitman (and others) in Ken Burns' Civil War doc.

Yes, it spoiled such a fine work a little for me too, but dare I say it, we move on?

Posted by: geezer at September 7, 2004 at 09:25 AM

Walt Whitman -- that would be the poet I couldn't stand whose incontinent ramblings I had to study in AP English class, right? Song of My Oh Go Soak Your Head and I will never forgive him for the hideous line about his "barbaric yawp." Give me Longfellow any day.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 7, 2004 at 12:41 PM

Weep not for me, but laugh: I had a 9th grade English teacher (ca '71) who had us listen to Grand Funk's "I'm Your Captain" in a vain attempt to acquaint us with Whitman's "Captain, O Captain" or some such drivel.

Mental images of Abraham Lincoln playing a deafening bass, then switching over to backup vocals for "Locomotion"... there's gotta be a lawsuit in there somewhere...

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