Tim Blair

Heh. Nice photoshop. But somehow I doubt that the Hagia Sophia will fit on top of the arch. Maybe a miniature? They could hire teeny-weenie imams...

French hegemony?? Somewhere, Mickey Mouse and Ronald McDonald are having a good old giggle...

According to thefreedictionary.com, the letters are an acronym standing for Moro Islamic Liberation Front. I don't know what I would do without Google.

Tim, so this means that you are going to be in Boston your own bad self? As a Boston-area conservative who has to print out Hitchens' and Jarvis' columns on F9/11 and leave them lying around in the hopes his roommate gains some sense, I'd love to hear notice of any mock-the-DNC goings-on in my neighborhood...

But I'm still confused...

Who is Thappy John, and why does Margo hate him so?

I still don't know. The Lie-Bot can't be trusted here ... just WHAT does MILF stand for ?

OK - so I'm getting old. Just after posting that last comment I thought "Google!".

And here is the definitive definition from the TurdWords dictionary (go the link, cause I'm not gonna write that stuff in Tim's family blog):

http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=52

Tim, if whilst trolling the colonies you're stuck in Delaware for any reason, give us a call -- I'd hike ya on my back if need be, though you can forget about any Kedwards funny bizness!

Hope you've got a week or two blocked out for detox once you get back home. Might wanna pencil in a good witch doctor while you're at it.

According to thefreedictionary.com, the letters are an acronym standing for Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

True, of course. Yet so very very incorrect.

14th July 2055

we are in paris! today we visited the holy mosque de islamic triomphe and then the Eifel minaret!
this afternoon we strolled in the Souk of the champs elysees and strolled down to the palce de la concorde where the public executions are held.
how exciting! i had thought they would have revived the old historic guillotine invented by monsieur guillotin in the late 1700s. but no such infidel methods here only the traditional swords are employed.
The usual Blasphemers against the prophets were getting their just desserts. Along with some fallen women. No cameras allowed so no pics to send home alas!
The site of the old Notre Dame has been reopened as a lovely park in which we strolled and enjoyed some turkish meza and coffee.
tonight we are celebrating the enlightement of France and its coming under dar al islam!this replace the old bastille day which is now banned for good reason.
walking back to our hotel, we noticed a few people of the book, jews wearing yellow stars, and Christians walking in the gutters. Miserable people! thieves and the descendants of apes and pigs! Still as long as they keep paying the Jizya!
but who can give these dhimmies any credit!
demain its off to Londonistan !
grandad is giving trouble. he says he can remember the "old days". we told him to shut up or he will end up at place de la concorde.
bye for now.

How can you not know what a MILF is?
You're really showing your age everyone! For shame!

It was first made popular, i believe, by the movie American Pie. I hope you would have heard of that at least!

Rob, any other Boston conservatives (maybe there are more than 2 - miracles happen) and Tim,

Surely there must be plans to hoist a few during the DNC? I know that plenty of beer along with an occasional shooter of one of the brown liquors is the only way I'll make it through that week, as I work in Boston. And Tim shouldn't be forced to pay for his own drinks while he's in our neck of the woods. Definitive plans should be made.