July 06, 2004
BILL THRILLS
These Clinton book signings are getting out of control.
UPDATE. An opponent of Clinton's successor remembers too late the old i before e except after c rule. Check the sign for evidence of hasty fixing.
Posted by Tim Blair at July 6, 2004 04:21 AMher aging breasts swaying like two angora socks filled with marbles.
LMFAO
Posted by: Oktober at July 6, 2004 at 05:17 AM"Oh, that's Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr," the huge woman replied with a sneer, ripping off one of the little doll's arms for effect. "He vexes me and so I punish him, yes I do."
"He anointeth me with his sweet oil of love," one elderly lady moaned as the paramedics carried her past us. "My cup runneth over..."Oh dear God, that's too funny. Posted by: Spiny Norman at July 6, 2004 at 05:28 AM
That "Subhumans" t-shirt on the hillbilly punkette has to be older than she is...
Gotta love the scarf tied over the face like it's some huge anarchic demo in a European capital and she's "protecting her identity" from Interpol. Instead it's just three of the local yokel Morgantown punk rockers.
Honey, you wear the same shirt at least three times a week! Everyone probably knows your middle name in that town as well as Cletus standing behind you catching flies in his mouth. LOL.
Oh, well, mercifully she shaved her armpits!
Posted by: JDB at July 6, 2004 at 06:05 AMThis is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein at July 6, 2004 at 06:40 AMJDB, these will be the people that will be bombing places in america soon, the same people that we will be shooting at when civil war 2 breaks out. I can't wait, I am giddy with excitement
Posted by: Oktober at July 6, 2004 at 06:48 AMOktober,
Go for a clean headshot--I want that Subhumans t-shirt! ; )
Posted by: JDB at July 6, 2004 at 07:12 AMWhoa. Look at the guy on the right in the second link. It's Hans Klopek from The Burbs.
Posted by: Sarah Brabazon-Biggar at July 6, 2004 at 10:10 AMNo, not a headshot, Oktober! Her brains aren't there! Shoot her in the ass!
Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 6, 2004 at 10:36 AMI think the guy on the right has a pretty good inbred-yokel look going.
Posted by: EvilPundit at July 6, 2004 at 11:23 AMUm, folks, when discussing Clinton I would advise against using the phrase "head shot".
Posted by: Ken Summers, Perversion Catalyst at July 6, 2004 at 11:39 AMKen, can we discuss aging breasts swaying like two angora socks filled with marbles?
Posted by: The Real JeffS at July 6, 2004 at 11:41 AM"Gotta love the scarf tied over the face like it's some huge anarchic demo in a European capital and she's "protecting her identity" from Interpol."
She's not protecting her identity, just her nose. Notice, they've all got their arms in the air, the hippie pitgas must be overwhelming.
Posted by: rinardman at July 6, 2004 at 11:42 AM"I think the guy on the right has a pretty good inbred-yokel look going."
Well it is West-by-God-Virginia.
Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein at July 6, 2004 at 02:15 PM