February 11, 2004

TIEBREAKER: A DANCE CONTEST

According to Wonkette, Wesley Clark is the whitest of all the Presidential candidates. She makes a good case, but is Clark truly whiter than Howard "Bleached Ivory" Dean?

Posted by Tim Blair at February 11, 2004 01:17 AM
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I've been tracking the results of the primary season and have found the following:

4RWWs

Amazingly, I think I may be the only one.

Posted by: Tim at February 11, 2004 at 01:37 AM

Well, when Dean's in public, he's usually more of a hot pink. All the way up to scarlet when he really gets going.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 11, 2004 at 03:00 AM