Tim Blair

How often does Dean have white boys in his bedroom? Is he after the Michael Jackson vote?

And ain't that whole comment, if it refers to black people's sexual practices, a bit, er, racist?

How is that meant to help the abortion rate? Are the Rupublicans are breaking into people's bedrooms and conducting compulsory on-the-spot abortions?

Compulsory on the spot abortions? Fo schizzle mah nizzle.

I believe that young white Republicans are sneaking into Democratic bedrooms and impregnating females, some of whom subsequently have abortions. The way to cut the abortion rate is to require white Republican boys to have sex in their parents' SUVs (there's plenty of room) but only with other white Republican boys.

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"Because I believe that da development 'n protection of izzle shorties is critical da future strength of izzle country, during my term as Governor we took action that reduced shortie abuse in Vermont by nearly half."

Since Dean claims to be "metro-sexual," maybe he is "metro-colored."

Shit, screw the political analysis. Big props to any Australian who can a) recognize that Vermont is an actual place and b) realize that the inhabitants are the color of cream cheese. All I know about Australia (from Paul Hogan movies) is that that a) Australia is desolate, and no-one lives there, and b) if someone does actually live there, they are metrosexuals from Sydney, or are rednecks with big-time FNQ accents. Well, I hope that all the nuances of Australia has been cleared up for everyone, and that there is no reason to see for yourself the way that a people who occupy a continent behave. Make it easy - ask M. Kingston! She's got it figured out. Just ask her.

Bad writing. Forgive me, Tim.

Dean received one of his biggest ovations after a heckler asked what he'd do to reduce the abortion rate. He suggested universal health care for children, sex education that isn't just abstinence-based, and finally, "We're going to tell all those white boys who run the Republican Party to stay out of our bedrooms."

You know, even ignoring Mr. Dean's inability to discern his own skin color, those comments don't make any sense. Europe has universal health care -- and a formidible abortion rate, we've been doing non-abstinence based sex education for decades, and I've certainly never noticed the Republican Party in my bedroom.

I think we're finally seeing why this guy crashed and burned so badly. Unless you're a true believer, even his attempts to be rational come off as odd.

I thought the USA had higher abortion rates than "Old Europe" countries.

In our kinder, gentler age, Dean can be any color he wants; he can be anything he wants . . . er, uh, except President.

Da' Ho-Dogg wanna be the *second* bla' preziden? Yo, dig this: best dat he be importin' niggras to the crib-state and gettin' the 411 on shit he ain't knowin' nothin' 'bout 'fore he be momma-hollerin' no Republicans. Daaaamn, he a foo'.

Gonna' git me a shotgun
and shoot all the whities I see
Gonna' git me a shotgun
and shoot all the whities I see...

Then Whitey will not bother meeeeee.
-Garret Morris

I didn't know them Republican white boys was sneakin' into bedrooms and impregnating women 'n shit, but you just know the Ho-Dogg has the 411 on the situation comin' from the mean streets of Park Avenue and all. Damn, no wonder the Republican party just keeps on growin'.

Give Howlin' Howie a break. At least didn't call us "honkies" and "The Man."

Here's how it's done been translated to our local newspapers, down here where we got Confederate flags on our pickups and our guns too.

"We is a-gonna tell all them white fellas who helter-skelter th' Republican Party t'stay outta our bedrooms."

Yes, the US rate for abortions is higher than Europe's. That is not to suggest you couldn't find a specific European country that was higher, but as a group US is higher.

Yo! Props ta Randall fo droppin' da 411 on da Ho-Dogg, ya keepin' it real, dat's fo sho. I gots ta also give a mad shout out to my homie J-Ker, who's goin' ol' school on dem otha foos call deyselves Dem-o-crats, turnin' 'em inta his beotches, knowhutimsayin? He ain't got whut we call mad skills when it comes to bustin' rhymes on da mic, but he be able to talk without even flexin his face, word is BOND!!! Anyhow, I gots to go 'n' chill in my crib, my main man Springer be comin' on soon, talkin' serious dope to da bitches an' ho's. Da J-Dawg is OUT!

Does Mr. Dean really think that a woman would have an abortion simply because she might not be able to provide health care for her child? The man's ignorance never ceases to amaze.

Here's a pretty picture of Screamin' Ho in his younger days :)

Plus! Bonus Spot-The-Kerry Game! Is he at top left or on the cushion? You decide!!

Well, the link doesn't work very smoothly ;(, but search for "skull bones" and then it's the first result (the Charles Laurence article for 1-2-04).

"We're going to tell all those white boys who run the Republican Party to stay out of our bedrooms."

All those white boys are (if we're to believe Dem characterizations of typical Republicans) hoity-toity upper class types, busy with golf and business deals (i.e. oppressing brown people). I doubt they'd have the time or inclination to hang out in the Howardly Lion's bedroom.

Umm, has anyone told Dean about Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice?
This quote is like a parody of an uptight white liberal trying to be "with it".