December 28, 2003


Display -- or conceal -- your punky Howard Dean endorsement with a Punk for Dean junior thong.

Posted by Tim Blair at December 28, 2003 02:24 PM

Thongs...Deans got Thongs...!

Pressures on you now Kucinich..

How bout Kucinich wigs for the balding lady in your life?

or some Bonnie Rait diapers? for tha wrinkled rockers crowd?

Posted by: Arvin at December 28, 2003 at 03:41 PM

Kucinich will be producing tinfoil beanies with his logo.

Posted by: Big Dog at December 28, 2003 at 03:53 PM

Those damned copycats. They're jealous because of the phenomenal success of the Stryker Thong of Freedom, so now they have to have one too.

Posted by: Stryker at December 28, 2003 at 03:54 PM

You know what this means. Ol' Dennis is gonna have to start offering Brazillian waxes. After all, the only thing better than a thong is....No Thong! Cmmon Dennis, you heard it here first!

Posted by: chunderbot at December 28, 2003 at 04:31 PM

Well. Since George Bush is a "uniter, not a divider" I suspect we'll be seeing Bush Jockstraps next.

If only that didn't sound wrong.

Posted by: dazed at December 28, 2003 at 10:10 PM

Haaaa-ha. Punks don't vote.

Dean's doing a great job courting the apathetic. Good luck getting their what's-the-point-of-voting-cuz-Halliburton's-got-it-rigged asses to the polls to vote for another Ivy League white male Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Posted by: Dave S. at December 29, 2003 at 12:34 AM

Haaaa-ha. Punks aren't apathetic. Some of them might not vote, but it's got more to do with anarchy than apathy.

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2003 at 01:47 PM