Tim Blair

...then by raising her arms and exposing her unsightly armpits, she will give out the smell of a skunk.

The Imam must have been to France.

Smoooooth.

I'm betting the Imam won't be getting HIS fair share of lovin' tonight. ("Ah, my love! Raise your arms! I trust you have Deen, or you will stink like a skunk! Now how about it? Hubba hubba!")

I'd like to ask the Imam what in the world we should do when 1/5th of humanity is in thrall to a misogynistic death cult!

That'll stump him for sure!

If the Iman thinks the women smell bad he should get a whiff of the men.Whoa!!!!

That's nothing. The camels reek.

Of course there are evil desires and evil desires. And they don't come much eviller than someone who reckons Wogblog is a "hot chick". You haven't been staying too long in San Francisco, have you Tim?

Wogblog is a hot chick!

Gee, I just posted the link to our local paper which featured a photograph of precisely how I look when I haven't showered for a day. Although you can't catch the aroma (it's Chanel No. 5), I'd think the image would suffice.

"For a number of days every month she has impurity pouring out of her."

These Imams have the impurity of their souls pouring out of them every day of the month.

Is the Imam suggesting that chaps should give chicks the flick, and bond with the boys?

"If this woman does not have Deen, then by raising her arms and exposing her unsightly armpits, she will give out the smell of a skunk."

It's bad enough that the guy misspells Howard Dean's name, but to say that a woman has to have him in order to not smell like a skunk is really over the line. Hasn't one philandering Democrat been enough?

Gee guess this bloke has never heard of phemerones. Some men like the NATURAL smell of a woman (well as long as they aren't French).

As most of the male collective have noted, "Resistance is futile".

Well, I took the Imam's advice, and pictured Rebecca Romaijn-Stamos sitting on the bowl taking a wizz. I got so horny I immediately beat off.

Gee, thanks, Imam. Now I'm burdened with a fetish.

Hey Tim ... thanks for the link. Nothing like mentioning a "hot chick" to bring on an onslaught of traffic.

and the Imam ... I just don't know what to say. I wish it were a parody. "Impurity pouring out of her..."

I'd rather menstruate in my "impure" fashion every month than spew out NONSENSE on a daily basis like the Imam.

And Dave S: Your comment made me laugh out loud. Love it.

helping others quiets the imperious urge...

Remember, masturbation is an esteem building activity where one makes love to someone one should love.

Red - you sound like a cool chick. Thanks.

Bloody hell, genderising the wogster. Keep away from the Lone Ranger, you hear!

Forester said it best...

"...the stinks of the faithful must be smelt to be believed"

    -from Lieutenant Hornblower

Mebbe all we need to win this war is water cannons.

As a recruiting homosexual, I must (as painful as it may be for me to agree with a religious nutball) agree with the imam. Women are full of cooties, lads!

Sadly, I doubt the imam would be supportive of my reason for agreement.

I believe that Margo has been following the Imam's sage advice with an almost religious fervour; his fatwa recommended the hairy/smelly/rank bit for a number of days, not foe a number of decades- she must have missed that bit.

Does the esteemed Mr Clive James know about The Iman? After what he did with that Japanese Game Show a few years ago, he could make The Iman a superstar!