Tim Blair

Hi Tim,

I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary goes for it in 2004. I think all people are getting very sick of the Clintons. And the world will change so much by 2008 they will be a miserable footnote to history. And I am one who voted for Bill twice. And "Go Arnold."

I saw something very, very funny on TV today, Bustamante threatening that if Ah-nold had touched up any of HIS womenfolk he would have settled it right there and then, "Up close and personal". No I am not joking, he said that. That wheezy little office lard-ball vs the Terminator, six-foot musclefreak, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

If I could see that fight I could die a happy man.

Gloria Allred? Holy Shitsky, Batsman!

Check Instapundit again, Glenn's got some updates, and it looks like the Hillary story might be a fake.

And Arnold's not really 6 feet, he's actually average height or shorter. Not that that changes the odds...

As I'm sitting here reading your blog, the phone rings and guess who it is? None other than the recorded voice of Martin Sheen urging me to vote no on the recall and yes on Bustamante. How I wish I could vote for Arnold twice.

I'm on the East Coast. Some of our radio stations have been playing a clip of Bustamante threatening Arnold. Everyone is laughing at Bustamante.

Let's see; following Ms.Ray and her allegations against Afleck:
Many are capable of murder, therefore they are guilty of murder.This is a novel twist in jurisprudence.

In Arnie's case, what is emerging is no better.The dems have found so many wimmin claiming `sexual harrassment' from Big Arnie. The allegations are all rather vague, Arnie said this, Arnie touch my behind. He said I have a nice ass, nice upper carraige, touched my tits.What a cad.

Further testing credulity is, has anyone noticed, many of the wimmin are uglier than an inbred hag.It really is implausible Arnie could lust after them.

Mind, Anthony Quinn said, it is easy to make love to a gorgeous woman, but a man should give even a hag pleasure.Quinn was a gentlman but that is something the wimmin lining up to accuse Arnie of all sorts of things, he stole my dolly, can't wrap their pea-brains around. And Arnie is a gentleman, and when a virile young man, nonetheless possessed of rather more taste than that femmo-nazi collective could ever muster.

Look, Arnie is a movie star. A chisled-featured, muscled-up millionair movie star. Such a man has sex with as many women as he wants. That's how it works, I don't make the rules.

That's a desision women themselves make, Arnie never raped anyone, but the law of averages indicate that every once in a while his standard approach of "Hey wo-man, my miighty virility demands satiaaation, come with me to perform acts of sexual gratificaation on my gleaming muscular surfaces" gets a negative response. Big deal.

People understand that movie stars fuck alot of women because alot of women throw themselves at movie stars. That's life, that's women. Deal.

S.A.Smith: have you advised your lawyer yet to lay charges against Charlie Sheen for breaking and entering?Seems like you have a watertight case; he was silly enough to leave direct evidence, the telephone message.

Now that Arnie is in, what will leftoid Sheen do next, threaten to break his victims'legs.Let's see: Smith, you'd better add assault and battery to the list of charges.

I love how the left sneers about how we can't complain about Clinton womanizing now that Arnold's elected...then acts dumbfolded when nobody complains about Arnold. Can't have it both ways, guys.