September 23, 2003

EVERYBODY WINS

Congratulations to Jason Ross, who is singlehandedly responsible for The Daily Show’s best writing and best variety Emmys. Did you know that Jason, who is limbless following a childhood tractor accident, types all of his material with his nose? Well, he doesn’t. That’s just an internet rumour I’ve begun.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 23, 2003 02:30 PM
Comments

Thanks Tim. I'll do my best to spread that rumour through the whole net...

Posted by: TimT at September 23, 2003 at 03:24 PM

Speaking of congratulations,

CONGRATULATIONS, TIM!

http://www.rightwingnews.com/blogsel/bestwebsites.php

Posted by: Paul Johnson at September 23, 2003 at 04:04 PM

I've heard that, being limbless, Jason has learned to bounce about using his penis as a pogo stick. He also uses it to shake hands and feed himself snacks.

Posted by: carlyle at September 23, 2003 at 08:02 PM