September 23, 2003


Congratulations to Jason Ross, who is singlehandedly responsible for The Daily Show’s best writing and best variety Emmys. Did you know that Jason, who is limbless following a childhood tractor accident, types all of his material with his nose? Well, he doesn’t. That’s just an internet rumour I’ve begun.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 23, 2003 02:30 PM

Thanks Tim. I'll do my best to spread that rumour through the whole net...

Posted by: TimT at September 23, 2003 at 03:24 PM

Speaking of congratulations,


Posted by: Paul Johnson at September 23, 2003 at 04:04 PM

I've heard that, being limbless, Jason has learned to bounce about using his penis as a pogo stick. He also uses it to shake hands and feed himself snacks.

Posted by: carlyle at September 23, 2003 at 08:02 PM