September 04, 2003

IF ONLY "BUSH" HAD TWO MEANINGS ...

Britney Spears is pro-Bush. As much as I try to think of one, no topical joke comes to mind.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 4, 2003 06:31 PM
Comments

And I thought she was more the Bazilian sort of girl.

Posted by: Razor at September 4, 2003 at 06:40 PM

OK, which Infidel stole the r key - Brazilian.

Posted by: Razor at September 4, 2003 at 06:41 PM

"Oops, I forget to wax again".

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Posted by: Darlene at September 4, 2003 at 06:56 PM

Perhaps because Brits. supports America's nav[a]l supremacy?

Posted by: Uncle Milk at September 4, 2003 at 07:58 PM

I thought Brittney's bush had never been speared?

Posted by: Habib Bickford at September 4, 2003 at 08:03 PM

Er, her comment was pretty brainless:

SPEARS: Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens.

When Johnny Depp or Woody Harrelson make idiotic comments about Bush, it warms my heart. It's so easy to parody. So when I see something like this, it disappoints me for the same reasons.

Posted by: Tokyo Taro at September 4, 2003 at 09:05 PM

Too true Tokyo. Nothing to farce at here.

There's just not enough discrimination in Tim's clippings service.

All Tim has done is generate more ad traffic for his mate Matt Drudge.

Oh, well. How am i gonna write this week's column if that's the best Tim can come up with?

Posted by: Miranda Divide at September 4, 2003 at 09:23 PM

A Spear in the Bush is worth two in the Timberlake?

At this ungodly hour that's the best you get from me.

Posted by: Avril Lavigne at September 4, 2003 at 09:42 PM

Yes, her trust in the Presidency seems on a par with her trust in her previous boyfriend. Clinton must be kicking himself that he was term-limited.

Re "Bazilian" -- Eric Bazilian (sp?) is/ was lead singer for "The Hooters" so that misspelling was more Freudian than you'll know.

Posted by: Uncle Milk at September 4, 2003 at 10:31 PM

All that needs to be said is that immortal line from revenge of the nerds " we have bush, we have bush"

Posted by: nic at September 4, 2003 at 10:33 PM

Be nice to Britney. She has a very rare disease.

I don't know what the disease is, but she went into the hospital for a knee problem and came out three days later with really big boobs.

Posted by: RJGator at September 4, 2003 at 11:05 PM

well, after that kiss with madonna how could she not like bush?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at September 4, 2003 at 11:23 PM

Uggh, like kissing your mom. Isn't her mom and Madonna about the same age?

well, after that kiss with madonna how could she not like bush?

Or gray shag carpeting...yuuuck

Posted by: Tongue Boy at September 5, 2003 at 01:28 AM

French kissing your mom, that is...

Posted by: Tongue Boy at September 5, 2003 at 01:29 AM

Britney- Blonde, Big breasted and with an iq that would shame a goldfish, that's what I call perfection.

Posted by: Pedigree Chum at September 5, 2003 at 04:15 AM

Remember, when you're new in town eat at the Y.

Posted by: Imam Pshyco Muhammed at September 5, 2003 at 11:48 AM

britney schmitney. lots of sexist fun @ tim's brainless backwater blogmire. no "chicks" here today? wonder why? has anyone here had sex with a woman that didn't involve cash? yechh! too many creeps in here!

Posted by: Miranda Divide at September 6, 2003 at 02:16 AM

Miranda- I resent that remark, I have a very varied sex life thank you! I mean I sometimes use my left hand.

Posted by: Pedigree Chum at September 6, 2003 at 05:21 AM