August 01, 2003


NO! Anna Kournikova is going to retire! This is terrible! Oh, wait ... she’s only quitting tennis.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 1, 2003 02:00 AM

does it mention she got her bad back from dating all those hockey players?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 1, 2003 at 04:15 AM

Maybe she should try a new sport, Beach Volleyball perhaps.

Posted by: ross at August 1, 2003 at 05:25 AM

She just has to find another "sport" that requires she wear tight jerseys and short shorts/skirts. Rugby? Basketball? Field Hockey?

Aw who the hell cares? Just wear the damn shorts and tight jerseys girl.

Posted by: LB at August 1, 2003 at 06:58 AM

LB - You are not considering the Jiggle factor involved in playing sports.

Posted by: ross at August 1, 2003 at 07:07 AM

Seriously, she's a great doubles player, easily one of the best in the world. Of course, "great doubles player" is a lead in to perhaps the only easier joke to make than the one Tim did originally.

Posted by: John Thacker at August 1, 2003 at 08:19 AM

Is she quitting Ricky Martin videos?

Posted by: Yobbo at August 1, 2003 at 09:46 AM

Not sure about Ricky Martin but she was definately in an Enrique Iglesias music video.

Posted by: Sil at August 1, 2003 at 10:06 AM

Hey dumbarse the word is spelt "definitely".

PS: First of many I hope Sil.

Posted by: Simon at August 1, 2003 at 02:31 PM