March 12, 2004

BRAINS FOR THE NEEDY

• Sabine Herold is using the crazy Left’s shock tactics against the crazy Left, as Merde in France reports.

• John Kerry remains silent on just who these “foreign leaders” were who told him they wanted Bush to lose, or how much he’d had to drink when he hallucinated them.

• Angelina Jolie and Neil Bush really should hook up sometime.

• Phillip Adams may have filed his final column. The gunmen are closing in:

Reports a live dinosaur had been sighted on a volcanic island of Papua New Guinea prompted the deployment of heavily-armed police in search of the mystery creature.

Posted by Tim Blair at March 12, 2004 11:29 PM
Comments

"I wouldn't say that America is a perfect country, but it's a country where you can at least try."

exactly right, sabine.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 12, 2004 at 11:48 PM

I've said it befor and I'll say it again, that Sabine Herold is a damn hottie.

Posted by: Amos at March 12, 2004 at 11:49 PM

Could anyone please direct me to the site where I can purchase the Sabine Herold Charity Swimsuit Calendar? Hommina hommina!

Posted by: Tom at March 13, 2004 at 03:01 AM

That dinosaur sounds a lot like Barbra Steisand. All we have to do now is figure out the Angela Jolie connection.

Posted by: gary at March 13, 2004 at 04:55 AM

Well it's at least nice to learn that I'm not the only person with a crush on Mlle Herold. The rest of you, I challenge you to a DUEL.

Posted by: wardytron at March 13, 2004 at 07:16 AM

We shall meet sir, on the field of honour.

Posted by: Amos at March 13, 2004 at 07:29 AM

Or Philip Adams was for once lost for words? Or lost his computer? Gosh what will Prof Bunyip do now to while away the time.

Posted by: Louis Hissink at March 13, 2004 at 10:53 AM

See? He is back on line so he must have lost his computer. Phew.

Posted by: Louis Hissink at March 13, 2004 at 01:07 PM

Dinosaur—or kangaroo? Mutant kangaroo?!!?

Posted by: ForNow at March 13, 2004 at 05:08 PM

SKIPPYSAURUS!

Posted by: ForNow at March 13, 2004 at 05:31 PM