Tim Blair

Very Funny

Can Arianna talk? And in the next moofie could Arnie run over some hippies?

Why did you make me watch that? I need to clean my eyes! Who's the porn-star who's running as well and where can I get her movies?

I want your cloffs, your boffs und your moffofifle.

Cumf wiff me iff you want to lifff.

Almost as funny as South Park

JakeD, the porn star candidate is Mary Carey, and you can get her pictures here.

I haven't seen them, but I bet Carey's moofies are better than Huffington's.

Hoo's your Daddy and wat does he doo!?

Less of this garbage and more relevant sports coverage. There were null postings on the recent World Athletics Championships in Paris which disappointed me a bit.
And one would think big-mouthed Mundine deserves a mention after his recent victory.

Cheers.

Yeah a "South Park" rip-off, sorry, homage. The jokes on someone because "South Park'' creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are Republicans.

Hey, I live in California. You can't overestimate the importance of the spaz/tard demographic here. Its increase is the chief reason for California's leftward drift.

Okay, okay, so it's only a moofie, but if Arianna is the only "viable woman" in the race, what does that make Mary Carey? Does Carey have some secret she's been hiding all these years?And if Arianna's so big on the environment then why does she want to clutter it up with giant windmills and solar collector installations?

In California, just like everywhere else in the United States, SUV sales out pace Hybrid sales by a factor of, oh, a hundred billion to one -- but as Harry points out, there are plenty of folks here that think hybrids are the most important invention since moveable type (Gutenberg's moveable type, not the blogging program)

That's Arianna's campaign? That's it?

Truly pathetic.

Can you use a Flash animation as evidence in a libel suit? (maybe I should ask Professor Volkoh)

Your best pal,

bob
SAN DIEGO, california

What the heck WAS that?

It sounds like Paul Reubens doing the voiceover for Arnold.

That's something.

Will Ariana denounce ELF? They swiped her rallying cry - SUV=Terrorism.

Come on, folks. That was funny. So what if it's also stupid? Maybe you have to be a GenXer...

Um, Bruce? Believe me when I say Mary is indeed a "viable woman". In fact, don't believe me, go and search through Kazaa or Imesh (one of those peer to peer programs which really piss off copyright junkies). There's a bit about Mary there and I'd vote for her if she promised a "service" agreement for all supporters....or not, it may be like a salami in a bucket, I don't know.

The internet has given us many wondeful things. Flash movies are not one of them.

Flash games however....

3d Ping Pong

Takes a while to get a hang of it.

"Crucial" or "Cruz-ial"?

Doesn't Arnold have 4 children? (I could be wrong - I don't follow celebreties' lives that closely.) How's he supposed to safely stuff 4 children, himself and his wife in a Prius?

And if he could, why would he want to?

I drive an SUV (not the biggest and, no, not a Hummer - I wish!) and most of the time it's just me in the car. So why don't I have a smaller one? Partly because of the safety issue, but mostly because I need to stuff the SUV to the gills for my business at certain times of the year. Who the hell is Huffington or anyone else to tell me what I need? They don't live my life or know anything about my life; they just want to control my life.

I'd suggest Arianna and others of her ilk use their imaginations and figure out where they can stick that.

I'm shocked that Eddie Albert let her have a Prius. A Hummer is much more useful on the farm. Or did her hay allergies send her back to New York?

Why is there no joke regarding Mary Carey and hummers on this thread. This is an outrage.

On another note, I understand that there is a version of Oedipus where that moofie is the impetus for the whole eye-gouging thing. I assume it is based on a true story.