September 06, 2003

NO SEQUEL PLANNED

Arianna Huffington is fighting Arnie on his own turf -- shes made a moofie. Apparently its aimed at the crucial spaz/tard demographic.

(Via reader John S.)

Posted by Tim Blair at September 6, 2003 06:17 PM
Comments

Very Funny

Can Arianna talk? And in the next moofie could Arnie run over some hippies?

Posted by: Gilly at September 6, 2003 at 07:44 PM

Why did you make me watch that? I need to clean my eyes! Who's the porn-star who's running as well and where can I get her movies?

Posted by: Jake D at September 6, 2003 at 08:59 PM

I want your cloffs, your boffs und your moffofifle.

Posted by: Habib Bickford at September 6, 2003 at 10:13 PM

Cumf wiff me iff you want to lifff.

Posted by: Habib Bickford at September 6, 2003 at 10:14 PM

Almost as funny as South Park

Posted by: Wilmott Fribbish at September 6, 2003 at 10:46 PM

JakeD, the porn star candidate is Mary Carey, and you can get her pictures here.

I haven't seen them, but I bet Carey's moofies are better than Huffington's.

Posted by: Evil Pundit at September 6, 2003 at 10:55 PM

Hoo's your Daddy and wat does he doo!?

Less of this garbage and more relevant sports coverage. There were null postings on the recent World Athletics Championships in Paris which disappointed me a bit.
And one would think big-mouthed Mundine deserves a mention after his recent victory.

Cheers.


Posted by: Clarke Kent at September 7, 2003 at 01:26 AM

Yeah a "South Park" rip-off, sorry, homage. The jokes on someone because "South Park'' creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are Republicans.

Posted by: Softly at September 7, 2003 at 02:51 AM

Hey, I live in California. You can't overestimate the importance of the spaz/tard demographic here. Its increase is the chief reason for California's leftward drift.

Posted by: Harry at September 7, 2003 at 03:15 AM

Okay, okay, so it's only a moofie, but if Arianna is the only "viable woman" in the race, what does that make Mary Carey? Does Carey have some secret she's been hiding all these years?And if Arianna's so big on the environment then why does she want to clutter it up with giant windmills and solar collector installations?

Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein at September 7, 2003 at 03:21 AM


In California, just like everywhere else in the United States, SUV sales out pace Hybrid sales by a factor of, oh, a hundred billion to one -- but as Harry points out, there are plenty of folks here that think hybrids are the most important invention since moveable type (Gutenberg's moveable type, not the blogging program)

Posted by: Andrew at September 7, 2003 at 05:14 AM

That's Arianna's campaign? That's it?

Truly pathetic.

Can you use a Flash animation as evidence in a libel suit? (maybe I should ask Professor Volkoh)

Your best pal,

bob
SAN DIEGO, california

Posted by: bob at September 7, 2003 at 10:28 AM

What the heck WAS that?

Posted by: Aaron at September 7, 2003 at 11:19 AM

It sounds like Paul Reubens doing the voiceover for Arnold.

That's something.

Posted by: Bill Herbert at September 7, 2003 at 02:34 PM

Will Ariana denounce ELF? They swiped her rallying cry - SUV=Terrorism.

Posted by: teal at September 7, 2003 at 04:53 PM

Come on, folks. That was funny. So what if it's also stupid? Maybe you have to be a GenXer...

Posted by: Michael J. Totten at September 7, 2003 at 06:36 PM

Um, Bruce? Believe me when I say Mary is indeed a "viable woman". In fact, don't believe me, go and search through Kazaa or Imesh (one of those peer to peer programs which really piss off copyright junkies). There's a bit about Mary there and I'd vote for her if she promised a "service" agreement for all supporters....or not, it may be like a salami in a bucket, I don't know.

Posted by: Jake D at September 7, 2003 at 07:45 PM

The internet has given us many wondeful things. Flash movies are not one of them.

Posted by: aaron at September 8, 2003 at 12:48 AM

Flash games however....

3d Ping Pong

Takes a while to get a hang of it.

Posted by: Clarke Kent at September 8, 2003 at 01:00 AM

"Crucial" or "Cruz-ial"?

Posted by: charles austin at September 8, 2003 at 01:16 AM

Doesn't Arnold have 4 children? (I could be wrong - I don't follow celebreties' lives that closely.) How's he supposed to safely stuff 4 children, himself and his wife in a Prius?

And if he could, why would he want to?

I drive an SUV (not the biggest and, no, not a Hummer - I wish!) and most of the time it's just me in the car. So why don't I have a smaller one? Partly because of the safety issue, but mostly because I need to stuff the SUV to the gills for my business at certain times of the year. Who the hell is Huffington or anyone else to tell me what I need? They don't live my life or know anything about my life; they just want to control my life.

I'd suggest Arianna and others of her ilk use their imaginations and figure out where they can stick that.

Posted by: Barbara Skolaut at September 8, 2003 at 01:29 AM

I'm shocked that Eddie Albert let her have a Prius. A Hummer is much more useful on the farm. Or did her hay allergies send her back to New York?

Posted by: dave s. at September 8, 2003 at 02:34 AM

Why is there no joke regarding Mary Carey and hummers on this thread. This is an outrage.

On another note, I understand that there is a version of Oedipus where that moofie is the impetus for the whole eye-gouging thing. I assume it is based on a true story.

Posted by: Jon Black at September 8, 2003 at 11:58 AM