Tim Blair

Hamas must have a huge retirement fund. Nobody ever makes pension. Good to see too.

I hope they were insured.

Odd sport, the hunting of the goo.

Vehicle inspection?!? Is that what they're calling car swarms these days?

"Al-Ghoul"? Is that for real? Is Hamas now pursuing a 'truth in advertising' policy?

whats the deal with the 'eating body parts' bit in the following thread ?

Mohammad needed a winged horse to reach heaven. Must have pissed him off that Al-Ghoul got there without one.

Missile technology -- can't live without it, don't live with it.

What's next after the damage inspection? Do they quote for repairs?

Arty, their pension fund in entirely invested in their auto insurers, so it all washes out.

Ever notice how there are NEVER any women at these soirées?

I doubt it's because they're any more intelligent in the men.

Due to a presciently named 'Hellfire' I think.
It's the anti-virgin faction.
Tim is tickling our tummies, what with the Guardianista's and essence of Hamas. Nice work.

And after a hasty paint job and the collection of the insurance, we'll probably see it put up for private sale in Lakemba. "Good as new, love."

Pick-a-part auto junkyard.

Nah, Clem, it's being rebirthed in Lebanon.

Kind of reminds me of the old joke about the giant hole that appeared in downtown [yourcity]. At last reports, police were looking into it...

What, no accusation that a small boy was also killed by the attack?

Just once I'd like to see a followup to the missile. Wait for the swarm to form and drop one little napalm cannister.

They're all towtruck operators.

'MINE!'
'Sod off Abdul it's mine...'
'I saw it first you son of a goat-romancer!!'

Inspect the car?

"Yeah, looks like you got a busted tail-light there..."

"like flies to dead meat".

Do you think we can convince this crowd to become a 'human shield' for the next Hamas leader ??

I understand that Australia's strategic air to ground missiles carried on the F111 are Israeli - at least we know they will work when the time comes ;)

Mind you those missiles are reported in the press as causing instant "masacres" whenever pointed in the direction of a Muslim country.

Mr. Badda: I would hope they cause instant massacres, otherwise, what would be the point?

Peter: I like the idea, only how about a daisy cutter or a thermobaric bomb? Have to keep up with the times, you know.

Jeez, people. If you look closely you can clearly see they are in fact inspecting the car. Here, I enhanced the image so you can see it more clearly.

Just buff it out.

They must run out on the street when they smell the al-Ghoul Kebab.

Nothing a few thousand pounds of Bondo won't fix.

Paging Mr. Goodwrench!

If it was a rental, they will probably lose the deposit.

Question: How many Palestinians does it take to steal and strip a car?