October 21, 2004

EGGS EGGS EGGS

Popular and perfect and so complete in every way! YOU MUST LOVE EGGS.

(Via Lileks)

Posted by Tim Blair at October 21, 2004 05:09 PM
Comments

Tim, you crack me up.

Posted by: perfectsense at October 21, 2004 at 05:43 PM

Yeah, not to laugh at this one means you're hard boiled.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 21, 2004 at 05:45 PM

Hmmmmm...Eggs.

Posted by: truss at October 21, 2004 at 05:45 PM

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 21, 2004 at 05:46 PM

Why do I suspect Japan is somehow involved in this ... ?

Posted by: EvilPundit at October 21, 2004 at 05:49 PM

Stone me...the standard's dropped here.

Posted by: walterplinge at October 21, 2004 at 05:54 PM

Evilpundit, close. Korea.

We've been mainlining cynical irony here in the west for so long that attitude-free, non-subversive exports from Asia crash our brains.

Posted by: Sarah Brabazon-Biggar at October 21, 2004 at 06:12 PM

"attitude-free, non-subversive exports from Asia crash our brains."
crash?.........or scramble.
ho ho

Posted by: max power at October 21, 2004 at 06:37 PM

"ho ho"

Ho ho? ....or yolk yolk yolk.

Albumen here all week!

(eggscuse for giddiness here)

Posted by: Sarah Brabazon-Biggar at October 21, 2004 at 08:14 PM

Why do I feel so dirty?

Posted by: Benjamin at October 21, 2004 at 08:30 PM

So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

No, no, you got it all wrong, it's not like that at all...

Posted by: Quentin George at October 21, 2004 at 09:14 PM

You'd better run, egg!

Posted by: Marty at October 21, 2004 at 09:53 PM

I am going to have that damn "I love egg" song running through my head all day.

Posted by: Junkyard God at October 21, 2004 at 11:50 PM

Oh boy, Edie will love this!

Posted by: Craig Mc at October 22, 2004 at 12:51 AM

I am going to have that damn "I love egg" song running through my head all day.

Eggsactly what I was thinking!!!

Argh!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 01:32 AM

Oh Bingley! Crusader!! Perversion Catalyst!!
PUNS 'er callin'!!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 01:34 AM

I can't afford to shell out anything for this exchange.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 01:49 AM

Oh Bingley! Crusader!! Perversion Catalyst!!
PUNS 'er callin'!!!

Just keep your sunny side up, 'cause I'm fried.....

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 01:52 AM

We want egg puns! And be Quiche about it!

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 02:11 AM

Hmmmmm..... this is going over easy, isn't it?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 02:22 AM

i'm fried after last night

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 22, 2004 at 02:33 AM

Hmmmmm..... this is going over easy, isn't it?
Yeah, no wonder there aren't more chicks.....

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 02:34 AM

oh, darn i didn't read crusader...sorry...something's on my face...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 22, 2004 at 02:34 AM


Get ova yourselves.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2004 at 02:36 AM

i'm fried after last night
Omelet you off easy this time...but don't fry it again or you'll be poaching your luck.

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 02:37 AM

Omelette'll tired of this already.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2004 at 02:40 AM

I'm not so hard-boiled that I didn't enjoy that a little bit.

Posted by: David Crawford at October 22, 2004 at 02:53 AM

You guys are poaching all my best yolks.

Posted by: BH at October 22, 2004 at 03:01 AM

That was truly disturbing. I think I need to go wash my eyes.

Posted by: Seal Clubber at October 22, 2004 at 03:11 AM

You guys are poaching all my best yolks.
Aw, come on, lay another one on us...

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 03:14 AM

That was truly disturbing. I think I need to go wash my eyes.

Go ahead ~ runny away! Get the frittata here.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 03:19 AM

That song just rocks. I'd by the albumen everything!

Posted by: Whistleneck at October 22, 2004 at 03:48 AM

Cute, but it's no Kikkoman!

Posted by: BarCodeKing at October 22, 2004 at 03:57 AM

"oh, darn i didn't read crusader...sorry...something's on my face"

with so many puns in the comments its hard to tell which came first.....

Posted by: max power at October 22, 2004 at 04:09 AM

(scrambling to get out of the way) Hens forth, no more puns!

Posted by: BlogDog at October 22, 2004 at 04:28 AM

(scrambling to get out of the way) Hens forth, no more puns!

Does that mean we are out of cluck?

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 04:44 AM

This might be the only thread on the INTERNET where something can get laid.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 04:47 AM

Hens forth, no more puns!

But they're capuns!

Posted by: BH at October 22, 2004 at 05:17 AM

That's it. I call an eggs ban edict.

Posted by: Gary at October 22, 2004 at 05:21 AM

That's it. I call an eggs ban edict.

Does that mean we can all gather 'round the Tree and sing "Happy Hollandaise"?

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 05:29 AM

and what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?

Posted by: BH at October 22, 2004 at 05:33 AM

Does that mean we can all gather 'round the Tree and sing "Happy Hollandaise"?

Eggs-actly!

Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 05:37 AM

Oh well, shit. This is the most eggsitement I've had since Hurricane Ivan.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 05:53 AM

"and what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?"


Ooo, ooo, I know this! Rum nog! Wait, that's not it... uh... fruit nog! No, that's not it, either. Ummmm... shit, I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2004 at 06:09 AM

and what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?

Dr. Peeper?

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:16 AM

Dave S., the wait is eggscrutiating!!!! Figure it out or face a shell-lacking...

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 06:20 AM

I do not like Spleen eggs and Spam.

I will not make them on the clock.

I will not eat them on a dock.

I will not screw them with Nemesis's có oh, never mind.

Posted by: Dave S. at October 22, 2004 at 06:20 AM

Dave S., the wait is eggscrutiating!!!! Figure it out or face a shell-lacking...

Hey, yolk-els, give the guy a break....

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:25 AM

This thread is all about giving the powdered to the people......

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:32 AM

Hey Brother Crooster, I wasn't pecking on anybody!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 06:38 AM

Where was that song poached from?

Posted by: Lofty at October 22, 2004 at 06:44 AM

SHRIEK!!

Posted by: Rebecca at October 22, 2004 at 10:00 AM

That cartoon made me feel like i had just had a brain enema...
Then the egg jokes start.
/me rocks in corner
egggEGGSyesyeseggsforallwhiteonessoftonesgooglydribblyontoasteggsEGGSeverywheretheyrecomingtotakemyeggsbutwewontletthemwillwemypreciousnowewontbecausetheywanttheeggsbutthewhitefashustevilmcbushitlerwillsendamerikkkanchikkkenhawkstocometakethemawayandtheycanthaveit!

Posted by: RhikoR at October 22, 2004 at 10:05 AM

Who is egging everyone on? Huh? Huh?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 11:20 AM

Dozen anyone have any puns left?

Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 11:50 PM

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar.

Bartender looks up and snarls, "We don't serve breakfast!"

Posted by: JDB at October 23, 2004 at 12:15 AM