October 21, 2004
EGGS EGGS EGGS
Popular and perfect and so complete in every way! YOU MUST LOVE EGGS.
(Via Lileks)
Posted by Tim Blair at October 21, 2004 05:09 PMYeah, not to laugh at this one means you're hard boiled.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 21, 2004 at 05:45 PMSo one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 21, 2004 at 05:46 PMWhy do I suspect Japan is somehow involved in this ... ?
Posted by: EvilPundit at October 21, 2004 at 05:49 PMEvilpundit, close. Korea.
We've been mainlining cynical irony here in the west for so long that attitude-free, non-subversive exports from Asia crash our brains.
Posted by: Sarah Brabazon-Biggar at October 21, 2004 at 06:12 PM"attitude-free, non-subversive exports from Asia crash our brains."
crash?.........or scramble.
ho ho
"ho ho"
Ho ho? ....or yolk yolk yolk.
Albumen here all week!
(eggscuse for giddiness here)
Posted by: Sarah Brabazon-Biggar at October 21, 2004 at 08:14 PMSo one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
No, no, you got it all wrong, it's not like that at all...
Posted by: Quentin George at October 21, 2004 at 09:14 PMI am going to have that damn "I love egg" song running through my head all day.
Posted by: Junkyard God at October 21, 2004 at 11:50 PMI am going to have that damn "I love egg" song running through my head all day.
Eggsactly what I was thinking!!!
Argh!!!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 01:32 AMOh Bingley! Crusader!! Perversion Catalyst!!
PUNS 'er callin'!!!
I can't afford to shell out anything for this exchange.
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 01:49 AMOh Bingley! Crusader!! Perversion Catalyst!!
PUNS 'er callin'!!!
Just keep your sunny side up, 'cause I'm fried.....
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 01:52 AMHmmmmm..... this is going over easy, isn't it?
Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 02:22 AMHmmmmm..... this is going over easy, isn't it?
Yeah, no wonder there aren't more chicks.....
oh, darn i didn't read crusader...sorry...something's on my face...
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at October 22, 2004 at 02:34 AMi'm fried after last night
Omelet you off easy this time...but don't fry it again or you'll be poaching your luck.
I'm not so hard-boiled that I didn't enjoy that a little bit.
Posted by: David Crawford at October 22, 2004 at 02:53 AMThat was truly disturbing. I think I need to go wash my eyes.
Posted by: Seal Clubber at October 22, 2004 at 03:11 AMYou guys are poaching all my best yolks.
Aw, come on, lay another one on us...
That was truly disturbing. I think I need to go wash my eyes.
Go ahead ~ runny away! Get the frittata here.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 03:19 AMThat song just rocks. I'd by the albumen everything!
Posted by: Whistleneck at October 22, 2004 at 03:48 AM"oh, darn i didn't read crusader...sorry...something's on my face"
with so many puns in the comments its hard to tell which came first.....
Posted by: max power at October 22, 2004 at 04:09 AM(scrambling to get out of the way) Hens forth, no more puns!
Posted by: BlogDog at October 22, 2004 at 04:28 AM(scrambling to get out of the way) Hens forth, no more puns!
Does that mean we are out of cluck?
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 04:44 AMThis might be the only thread on the INTERNET where something can get laid.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 04:47 AMThat's it. I call an eggs ban edict.
Does that mean we can all gather 'round the Tree and sing "Happy Hollandaise"?
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 05:29 AMand what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?
Posted by: BH at October 22, 2004 at 05:33 AMDoes that mean we can all gather 'round the Tree and sing "Happy Hollandaise"?
Eggs-actly!
Posted by: The Real JeffS at October 22, 2004 at 05:37 AMOh well, shit. This is the most eggsitement I've had since Hurricane Ivan.
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 05:53 AM"and what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?"
Ooo, ooo, I know this! Rum nog! Wait, that's not it... uh... fruit nog! No, that's not it, either. Ummmm... shit, I'm drawing a blank.
and what does one drink while singing the Hollandaise song...?
Dr. Peeper?
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:16 AMDave S., the wait is eggscrutiating!!!! Figure it out or face a shell-lacking...
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 06:20 AMI do not like Spleen eggs and Spam.
I will not make them on the clock.
I will not eat them on a dock.
I will not screw them with Nemesis's c— oh, never mind.
Dave S., the wait is eggscrutiating!!!! Figure it out or face a shell-lacking...
Hey, yolk-els, give the guy a break....
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:25 AMThis thread is all about giving the powdered to the people......
Posted by: Crusader at October 22, 2004 at 06:32 AMHey Brother Crooster, I wasn't pecking on anybody!
Posted by: tree hugging sister at October 22, 2004 at 06:38 AMThat cartoon made me feel like i had just had a brain enema...
Then the egg jokes start.
/me rocks in corner
egggEGGSyesyeseggsforallwhiteonessoftonesgooglydribblyontoasteggsEGGSeverywheretheyrecomingtotakemyeggsbutwewontletthemwillwemypreciousnowewontbecausetheywanttheeggsbutthewhitefashustevilmcbushitlerwillsendamerikkkanchikkkenhawkstocometakethemawayandtheycanthaveit!
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar.
Bartender looks up and snarls, "We don't serve breakfast!"
Posted by: JDB at October 23, 2004 at 12:15 AM