October 01, 2004

ACTIVISTS DISTRACTED

Michael Moore reports the latest excitement on his Slacker Uprising Tour:

About 80 republicans showed up to picket the event. I was so happy to see them. Every minute they spend protesting me is another minute I've kept them away from getting out the Republican vote. They should have been making phone calls or going door to door.

And every minute thousands of Democrats spend listening to Moore is another minute hes kept them away from getting out the Democrat vote. Excellent.

Posted by Tim Blair at October 1, 2004 04:53 PM
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Not to mention that every dollar they spend on tickets to his movies and buying his books is a dollar they don't contribute to Democratic campaigns.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 1, 2004 at 04:55 PM

Proofreading completed:

And every minute thousands of tards spend listening to Moore is another minute hes kept them away from getting out the tard vote.

Posted by: fidens at October 1, 2004 at 05:09 PM

Every minute Moore spends at McDonalds stuffing his face is a minute he's kept away from gullible lefties.

Posted by: Art Vandelay at October 1, 2004 at 05:26 PM

Every minute Moore spends at McDonalds stuffing his face is a minute he's kept away from gullible lefties.

Well, we can't have that...ban McDonalds!

Posted by: PW at October 1, 2004 at 05:36 PM

The poor blob will never know how useful he's/it's been... Rove must, of course, destroy him/it after 3 Nov 04, but it's been a great run and all.

Make a helluva movie on the Sci-Fi channel...

Posted by: geezer at October 1, 2004 at 07:40 PM

...getting out the Republican vote. They should have been making phone calls or going door to door with convict 'helpers' or filing false voter registrations or bribing indigents to vote. Stuff like that. What's wrong with those Repubs?

Posted by: Moby Moore at October 1, 2004 at 07:49 PM

You know, the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if on the 3rd of November, we see Bush and Moore, arm in arm, with Moore saying

"Boy, I sure did a number on you lefties, eh? I thought by imitating such an over-the-top nutbar everyone would cotton on? Guess not!"

Posted by: Quentin George at October 1, 2004 at 08:42 PM

Just wait until he starts howling about having his dissent crushed.

Posted by: Emily at October 2, 2004 at 02:20 AM

He is indeed the greatest war profiteer of this century....

Posted by: Joe at October 2, 2004 at 03:44 AM

"Word also got out that there was free beer and wine at the meetings."
Every drunk Liberal wino south of the 49th showed up!
Now that a consistent voting group.

Posted by: conjob at October 2, 2004 at 04:09 AM

And every minute thousands of Democrats spend listening to Moore is another minute hes kept them away
GOOD ONE TIM !
you'd think smarty mike would have wotked that one out before opening his big mouth.
Obviously keeping it stuffed with big macs could benefit American politics !

Posted by: davo at October 2, 2004 at 05:25 PM

amazing how many of you bloggers want to be feral Americans.

Posted by: tug at October 2, 2004 at 09:29 PM