September 18, 2004
REPORTING FOR VIRTUAL DUTY
It's the John Kerry video game! Track down your enemies and shoot them in the back to win a Magic Hat.
UPDATE. Massive crowds turn out to marvel at Kerry's soccer skills.
UPDATE II. Kerry masters the hyperextended pointing gesture.
Posted by Tim Blair at September 18, 2004 09:06 PMMan - for a second there I thought that mat said "Fisting Wisconsin Families"!
Posted by: Joe at September 19, 2004 at 03:09 AMKerry finally found a sport where he doens't have to worry about dropping the ball!
Posted by: BarCodeKing at September 19, 2004 at 03:40 AMI can tell the difference between John Kerry and the ball only because Kerry has perfect teeth.
But I have to say.....from that angle, he looks like a beaver.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at September 19, 2004 at 05:01 AMNext up is a videogame set during Kerry's anti-war years. You navigate Kerry through various anti-war rallies, at all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda. The bonus round would include distance metal tossing, natch.
Posted by: Sean at September 19, 2004 at 07:42 AMat all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda.
Don't forget the level where you have to come up with a nuanced reaction to attending a meeting where the assasination of political opponents is casually bandied about.
Posted by: Sortelli at September 19, 2004 at 10:06 AMhee hee! his finger's as long as his chin! spazz!!
Posted by: roseco at September 19, 2004 at 07:28 PM