September 18, 2004

REPORTING FOR VIRTUAL DUTY

It's the John Kerry video game! Track down your enemies and shoot them in the back to win a Magic Hat.

UPDATE. Massive crowds turn out to marvel at Kerry's soccer skills.

UPDATE II. Kerry masters the hyperextended pointing gesture.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 18, 2004 09:06 PM
Comments

Man - for a second there I thought that mat said "Fisting Wisconsin Families"!

Posted by: Joe at September 19, 2004 at 03:09 AM

Kerry finally found a sport where he doens't have to worry about dropping the ball!

Posted by: BarCodeKing at September 19, 2004 at 03:40 AM

I can tell the difference between John Kerry and the ball only because Kerry has perfect teeth.

But I have to say.....from that angle, he looks like a beaver.

Posted by: The Real JeffS at September 19, 2004 at 05:01 AM

Next up is a videogame set during Kerry's anti-war years. You navigate Kerry through various anti-war rallies, at all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda. The bonus round would include distance metal tossing, natch.

Posted by: Sean at September 19, 2004 at 07:42 AM

at all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda.

Don't forget the level where you have to come up with a nuanced reaction to attending a meeting where the assasination of political opponents is casually bandied about.

Posted by: Sortelli at September 19, 2004 at 10:06 AM

would'nt a magic hat spoil his 'great hair'?

Posted by: roseco at September 19, 2004 at 11:15 AM

hee hee! his finger's as long as his chin! spazz!!

Posted by: roseco at September 19, 2004 at 07:28 PM