September 18, 2004
REPORTING FOR VIRTUAL DUTY
It's the John Kerry video game! Track down your enemies and shoot them in the back to win a Magic Hat.
UPDATE. Massive crowds turn out to marvel at Kerry's soccer skills.
UPDATE II. Kerry masters the hyperextended pointing gesture.
Posted by Tim Blair at September 18, 2004 09:06 PM
Man - for a second there I thought that mat said "Fisting Wisconsin Families"!
Kerry finally found a sport where he doens't have to worry about dropping the ball!
I can tell the difference between John Kerry and the ball only because Kerry has perfect teeth.
But I have to say.....from that angle, he looks like a beaver.
Next up is a videogame set during Kerry's anti-war years. You navigate Kerry through various anti-war rallies, at all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda. The bonus round would include distance metal tossing, natch.
at all times trying to keep from being photographed with Jane Fonda.
Don't forget the level where you have to come up with a nuanced reaction to attending a meeting where the assasination of political opponents is casually bandied about.
would'nt a magic hat spoil his 'great hair'?
hee hee! his finger's as long as his chin! spazz!!