June 07, 2004

JUNKIE TED

Could Play School become even more politically correct? Imre Salusinszky imagines so.

Posted by Tim Blair at June 7, 2004 06:27 AM
Comments

Yea nice.

There was no need for Big Ted to provide any of his dirty needles.

I work two doors down from a government funded youth centre (read needle exchange). Believe me the 'exchange' bit is purely notional.

Posted by: Pig Head Sucker at June 7, 2004 at 09:10 AM

Next week: Jemima comes out as a 'sex worker' lady and Humpty-Dumpty spruiks for republicanism, demands 'sorry' from King's horses, men, etc.

Posted by: CurrencyLad at June 7, 2004 at 09:24 AM

speaking of amusing, do you recall when this guy was proposed as an amusing antidote to all the evil lefty writers polluting the media?

his scribing is as brain-bustingly unfunny & turgid as...phillip adams? perhaps the oz could do with an SMH type clean-out at the top of the pay scale.

Posted by: chico o'farrill at June 7, 2004 at 11:05 AM

No,No No!

Those windows, they have to go for a start. One of them should be in the shape of a minaret. And just where pray tell is the 'aboriginal' bear? Yet more racism from the evil junta that the Howard Government represents.

We need Teddies that are more 'inclusive' of society:

Mahmoud, a teddy from Eritrea, who fled to Australia in a small boat, not only to be denied residency but the right to circumsize some of the dolls that are not unbelievers.

Ken and Steve, two teddies in their fight for marriage rights

You get the idea....

Posted by: nic at June 7, 2004 at 11:18 AM

You got that right Pig Head.

They should change the name to the needle hand out van.

But I don't know why we think junkies, who support their habits through armed robberies, break and enters and street prostitution, would have any social responsibility when it comes to safe destruction of their putrid infected syringes.

Posted by: Gilly at June 7, 2004 at 12:16 PM