April 30, 2004


Plank-gobbed Indonesian cleric Abu Bakar Bashir is to be charged over the Bali bombings:

Renegade Indonesian cleric Abu Bakar Bashir has been arrested and will be charged with masterminding the Bali bombings that killed 202 people including 88 Australians, according to reports.

Associated Press reported this morning that Bashir, who until now has claimed ignorance of operations by terror network Jemaah Islamiah, would be charged with the Bali atrocity and other bombings by the group.

In another regional idiot development, Sydney’s Iznar Ul-Haque doesn’t like animals:

When Izhar Ul-Haque enrolled in a terrorist training camp in Pakistan last year, he was fed up with Westerners and their "animal type of lifestyle", a court heard yesterday.

In a letter to his parents, Mr Ul-Haque says he wanted to undergo weapons and combat training and eventually expected to die a martyr for a Pakistani terrorist group.

When he returned to Sydney after the camp, Customs officials found 30 books in his luggage including handwritten notes about rocket launchers, landmines, tanks and multi-purpose machineguns.

Grrrr! These things anger us animalistic Westerners.

Posted by Tim Blair at April 30, 2004 01:34 PM

See what happens when you deprive kids of Disney films?

Posted by: geezer at April 30, 2004 at 01:52 PM

Easy...he's making money...

Insert Caption Here

Posted by: Brian at April 30, 2004 at 01:54 PM

According to a radio report this morning, in court Iznar claimed his involvement with terrorists was an emotional reaction to having failed his second year med. exams.

The judge to agreed, Iznar's claim is bunk.

Iznar, hopefully, soon enough, Iznar will be in another bunk, the one 6 foot under lined with lead.

Posted by: d at April 30, 2004 at 02:08 PM

Quick -- let's all chip in to mail him a "Little Mermaid" video...

Posted by: geezer at April 30, 2004 at 02:37 PM

I am not an animal, wish I could say the same for Abu and friends.

Doesn't Abu & Friends sound like a delightful name for a Saturday morning kiddie cartoon?

Posted by: Timothy Lang at April 30, 2004 at 04:00 PM

Probably already in developement for "AlHurra" in Iraq... neat elephant tie-in for this year's election, doncha think?

Posted by: geezer at April 30, 2004 at 04:27 PM

It does look like old Abu carved those dentures himself from a piece of flooring.

Posted by: Harry at April 30, 2004 at 04:34 PM

Infidels who swallow alcohol or masticate pigs are violating Allah's own law and deserve death. Fornicators, sodomists, drunkards of the west beware: your days are numbered.


Posted by: AKBAR THE GREAT at April 30, 2004 at 05:22 PM

And we also skewer babes when we're in our cups...not to mention all that porn in the basement...

Posted by: geezer at April 30, 2004 at 05:32 PM

Allah can shove his "own law" right up his own Khyber.

I'd certainly drink to that. Then I'd throw some pork on the barbie. Wash it down with a slab of ice cold Tooheys Dry. After that some fornicatin' with the horny little missus would probably be in order.


Posted by: Jimi at April 30, 2004 at 05:44 PM

BASHIR THE DORK has been "betrayed by Jemaah Islamiah operatives who will testify to his role in the 2002 Bali bombings" according to News.com. Guess he could be going away for a very long time.

He he he. Never mind AKBAR THE GOOSE.

Posted by: Jimi at April 30, 2004 at 05:57 PM

Reminds me of the song "Ain't nothing but mammals".

Posted by: Andjam at April 30, 2004 at 06:45 PM

I'm fairly sure the Ul-Haque kiddie didn't mean "Westerners".He has almost certainly been mis-understood when he referred to the "animal-like lifestyle" of WESTIES,there's no way he would have meant to insult us ABC watching/listening and Sydney Morning Herald reading non-Westie elites,after all we hate the Americans almost as much as any card carrying trainee terrorist.

Posted by: Lew at April 30, 2004 at 07:18 PM

Yes, they are all pig-masticators. Death to the Bashir-bashers!


Posted by: AKBAR THE GREAT at April 30, 2004 at 09:09 PM

Ooh maybe we can get PETA mad at them for insulting animals like that!

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at April 30, 2004 at 11:43 PM

See how he goes when he is banged up with the general population.

Posted by: Habib at May 1, 2004 at 02:43 AM

I was in my taxi out Al Haques way, middle class, north-west Sydney, last Sunday night. You'll find the animals he refers to here. I sometimes hate them too...

Posted by: jafa at May 1, 2004 at 03:20 AM

If Al Haque find westerners so like animals, why did he return to Australia to live amongst them? Why didn't he stay in pure Pakistan amongst "peaceful people"?

Posted by: Helen at May 1, 2004 at 03:33 AM

Worse than prison for life, Al Haque, should simply be sent back to the Islamic cesspit that cretins like him have turned Pakistan into. Their dream of global Islam only begs the question...where would these roaches flee to then, when they've turned the West into another grovelling, caterwauling, handless, basket case?

Akbar The Great, your Allah mustn't be too great if he has to rely on filthy, ignorant, mindlessly chanting, criminals who have to traffic drugs and rob jewellery stores so that they can raise money to make bombs and buy AK-47s in order to defend him!
Come to think of it that's exactly the type of God you low-life animals deserve! How dare you use the internet and other Western technology you Islamic Monkey!

Posted by: Brian. at May 1, 2004 at 06:24 PM

Al Haque is the best reason for HECS I ever heard!
Has anyone ever noticed how much Abu Bakar Bashir (That's an Asian name? Talk about cultural imperialism!) looks like Bugs Bunny in one of his sinister disguises? Sort of a cross between Bugs and Dr.Fu Manchu. Of course we have our own versions of the bile spewing Bashir right here in Australia, they're mostly on the ABC!

Posted by: Brian. at May 2, 2004 at 12:30 AM