April 24, 2004

LOW CRIME

Who is going to police this? Crack squads?

Posted by Tim Blair at April 24, 2004 02:03 AM
Comments

Plumbing the depths again, Tim?

Hah, "crack squads", get it?

Hey, it's Loosie-anna, whaddaya want?

Posted by: mojo at April 24, 2004 at 02:23 AM

Guys, this is a serious subject. We don't need to be cracking jokes.

Posted by: david at April 24, 2004 at 05:18 AM

I dunno, people, it's pretty cheeky to make one of Tim's posts the butt of so many cracks.

Posted by: JeffS at April 24, 2004 at 05:31 AM

Damn those repressive Democrats! Guess it's a good thing this guy never dropped into the oval office during Clinton's term.

house.legis.state.la.us/H-Reps/members.asp?ID=87

Posted by: ras at April 24, 2004 at 05:52 AM

Curiously, his party affiliation wasn't actually stated by the AP article. Of course, these days such an omission is a dead giveaway that the guy's a Democrat. Truly a crack politician, to get himself involved in the life-and-death matters of our times like that.

Posted by: PW at April 24, 2004 at 06:19 AM

While among the general populace opinions are split on this hairy issue, the American League of Home Appliance Installers has unanimously voiced disapproval of this legislation.

Posted by: Donnah at April 24, 2004 at 06:28 AM

what a crock of shit, sometimes i am embarrased to be american...

Posted by: Oktober at April 24, 2004 at 07:37 AM

How do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?!

Posted by: Sortelli at April 24, 2004 at 02:12 PM

How do I even begin to describe your pants/underwear situation?!

Posted by: Sortelli at April 24, 2004 at 02:17 PM

Begin by doing it just once.

Anyway, I'm not sure that this barn door can even be closed -- the barn seems to have burned down years ago.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 24, 2004 at 02:58 PM

Someday I will master the comment function. That day is not today. :(

Posted by: Sortelli at April 24, 2004 at 05:24 PM

Paul and Carl report the capture of a member of the terrorist "Al-Gebra" group.
Click on the link, and stand by for many many more puns, of the same quality.

Posted by: TimT at April 24, 2004 at 09:11 PM

It's my understanding that the low-slung pants are derived from prison chic where the wearers are the punks ready to provide anal sex on command.

Posted by: Theodopoulos Pherecydes at April 25, 2004 at 02:05 AM

Sortelli: hey, at least you mastered the html-link function!

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 25, 2004 at 07:05 AM