April 07, 2004
ALAN JONES TO BE DEPORTED
It’s true! The Howard-supporting immigration hardliner will be booted out of Australia this month. Exclusives don’t get much more exclusiver than this!
Posted by Tim Blair at April 7, 2004 03:51 AMI would rather have a million immigrants like Jonesy than a dozen like Mohammed.
Posted by: Mike Jericho at April 7, 2004 at 07:57 AMI'm confused - this Alan R M Jones isn't the Parrot, right?
Posted by: Willmott Fribbish at April 7, 2004 at 10:04 AMWillmott,
If Tim had discovered Alan 'The Parrot' Jones had a wife and son, that would be a yarn!
Posted by: BH at April 7, 2004 at 02:26 PMJeezus, a SON and DAUGHTER.
Either way, it would be a stunning revellation!
Posted by: BH at April 7, 2004 at 02:29 PMDroll, guys very droll :-) Jeezus, when are we going to accept reality - rather than interpret life according to preconceived ideas?
The only reason we can't call the parrot what he is, is because it is a feint for stopping us calling Pompous Ass in terms more disparaging than Prof Bunyip does.
Proscribe calling someone a poofer includes calling someone a left-wing ratbag.
I would rather be gay than P dot A.
Posted by: Louis at April 7, 2004 at 07:41 PMHe finished second at an Elkhart Lake Indycar race one year. 1984? Mario Andretti broke his neck at Pocono or something...
Posted by: Pete Stanley at April 7, 2004 at 08:27 PMAlan Jones may not have a sons or daughter, but I've heard he has a lot of nephews.
Posted by: Clem Snide at April 8, 2004 at 03:02 AMAussies really boot people?
It's amazing what you learn from watching the Simpsons.