April 06, 2004

DETONATIONS DENIED

What with his McLaren continually exploding and so forth, Kimi Raikkonen hasn’t scored a single point in this year’s F1 world championship.

Is his team in trouble? Not at all, according to McLaren’s official Engine Minister.

Posted by Tim Blair at April 6, 2004 03:55 PM
Comments

Link doesn't work dude

Posted by: anon at April 6, 2004 at 06:05 PM

God loves NASCAR, but he's still got a little space in His heart reserved for baseball's Opening Day, and what an Opening Day it was...

Screw the Yankees, Giants, BoSox, and the rest of the pundo-favorites; let's go Orioles, Tigers, Cubbies and (God forbid) Brewers!?

And, o yes, Michael Waltrip will always be the man.

Posted by: geezer at April 6, 2004 at 06:54 PM

The answer is simple.....Mercedes engines.

Posted by: Wallace at April 7, 2004 at 01:58 AM

Just put Phillip Adams in the engine compartment and then tie a newspaper with the headline "'Comeback kid' Keating defeats Howard in a landslide" to a stick and hold that out in front of him, just out of his reach.

Problem solved!

Posted by: Richard at April 7, 2004 at 02:52 AM