April 03, 2004

THEOLOGY CORNER

Q: If the Jews murdered Jesus, then who or what killed Jeebus?

A: Probably it was the Jubes.

Posted by Tim Blair at April 3, 2004 02:43 AM
Comments

Help me Jeebus!

Posted by: Dash at April 3, 2004 at 03:20 AM

And, of course, Jaysus was murdered by the Jays.

Posted by: triticale at April 3, 2004 at 06:42 AM

Love the description:

"Should be free of mould, moisture and infestation"

Or is that the marketing tagline?

Posted by: Paul Dubuc at April 3, 2004 at 10:11 AM

Weren't the roombans also complicit?

Posted by: Craig Mc at April 3, 2004 at 10:14 AM

I suppose it was the traces of nuts in the jubes that did him in...

Posted by: TimT at April 3, 2004 at 11:23 AM

That is NOT funny.

Posted by: Endgame at April 3, 2004 at 02:01 PM

I prefer a hard jube. I Likud.

Posted by: slatts at April 3, 2004 at 02:38 PM

That is NOT funny.

Don't be nancy boy just 'cause you didn't get any traces of nuts in your candy.

Posted by: Sortelli at April 3, 2004 at 03:22 PM

Are you following me sortelli?

Posted by: Endgame at April 3, 2004 at 03:25 PM

I keep waiting for endgame to say "we're through the looking glass people."

Posted by: max power at April 3, 2004 at 04:47 PM

Endgame, this site isn't designed for your pleasure. Please refrain from being such a fuckin' jerk.

Posted by: Quentin George at April 3, 2004 at 05:03 PM

I suspect "Endgame" is a troll trying a new technique, and will probably ban him soon as it is even more tiresome than standard troll shtick.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 4, 2004 at 01:36 AM

Now wait a second here. How is it that I get fifteen of you on my ass because I say Pilger's a jerk, and somehow I'm a troll?

What the hell did I say except that a joke wasn't funny?

I read Tim in the Bulletin, thought he was good, and came to participate. Whatthe fuck is with you people?

Posted by: Endgame at April 4, 2004 at 10:40 AM

We can't stand idiots.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 4, 2004 at 02:46 PM

OMG YOU THINK PILGER IS A JERK? YOU'RE PART OF THE "SELF-CONGRATULATORY KINDERGARTEN!!"

Hint: "Participating" in a blog is different from "flaming everyone else who comments on it"

Posted by: Sortelli at April 4, 2004 at 04:21 PM