March 10, 2004

TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT

Dick Cheney describes his role in the current administration:

I would say that I am a dark, insidious force pushing Bush toward war and confrontation.

Posted by Tim Blair at March 10, 2004 04:02 PM
Comments

Well, glad we've established a consensus on that, at least :)

I'd love to know how he describes Bush's role...

Posted by: Michael at March 10, 2004 at 04:13 PM

you should shoot this guy. he just gives me more ammunition.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4518740§ion=news

Oh and if you do shoot him, can we eat him maybe?

Posted by: IXLNXS at March 10, 2004 at 05:20 PM

IXLNXS:

Just for the record, you are a moron.

That is all.

Posted by: david at March 10, 2004 at 06:16 PM

Introduce yourself to your new FBI file, dink.

Posted by: Screamapiller at March 10, 2004 at 06:28 PM

Of course, I'm writing to 90210 here.

Posted by: Screamapiller at March 10, 2004 at 06:30 PM

I'm sure Rummy is coaching Cheney.

Posted by: Fred Boness at March 10, 2004 at 07:22 PM

at an unnamed location, of course

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 10, 2004 at 10:08 PM

Helen Thomas wants to know, "How do you justify attacking innocent dictators?"

ROTFLMAO

Posted by: Patrick Chester at March 11, 2004 at 01:54 AM

Lots of familiar faces here tonight. I always feel a genuine bond whenever I see Senator Clinton. She's the only person who's the center of more conspiracy theories than I am.

It's funny 'cause it's true! (/HomerSimpson)

Posted by: Syd Barret at March 11, 2004 at 02:03 AM

For such a supposedly evil, vicious man, he has a surprisingly good sense of humour, or a good scriptwriter or both. Let him loose on John Kerry!

Posted by: Rob Wallace at March 11, 2004 at 04:35 AM

Speaking of evil Republicons, today I am quite disappointed in my own senator McCain...

Posted by: Sortelli at March 11, 2004 at 07:31 AM

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040310/1409386042.htm

I stuck a slash after that url but it still doesn't seem to work, apologies.

Posted by: Sortelli at March 11, 2004 at 07:32 AM

Hey, idiots, it's a parody! Humor! This press conference did not happen.

Posted by: kid charlemagne at March 11, 2004 at 09:01 AM

IXLNXS may be a troll, but at least it's amusing rather than infuriatingly dense, like the others.

But what's with the cannibalism fetish? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Spiny Norman at March 11, 2004 at 02:47 PM

Kid C,

It's legit.

Posted by: tim at March 11, 2004 at 03:37 PM