February 18, 2004
EXPENSES FIDDLED
Benny Hill isn’t dead. He’s writing for The Guardian:
An officer in France's elite DST counter-espionage service yesterday stood accused of fabricating investigations, inventing informants, fiddling his expenses, falsifying missions and cavorting with a glamorous Egyptian call girl while pretending she was a valuable source of undercover information.
Who's to say she wasn't?
Posted by Tim Blair at February 18, 2004 08:57 PMHe should immediately leave DST and run for high office. He's obviously a natural for French politics.
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2004 at 09:01 PMSounds more like she was a valuable source of "under-the-covers" information
*cue Benny Hill theme music"
J
Posted by: Juanito at February 18, 2004 at 09:29 PM"Sounds more like she was a valuable source of "under-the-covers" information"
Give up your day job and start writing for Skithouse, Big J.
Posted by: Squirky at February 18, 2004 at 09:56 PMI think I'd like to find out if he was telling the truth about that call girl Anyone got her number?
Posted by: Brian at February 19, 2004 at 05:13 AM