February 18, 2004

EXPENSES FIDDLED

Benny Hill isnít dead. Heís writing for The Guardian:

An officer in France's elite DST counter-espionage service yesterday stood accused of fabricating investigations, inventing informants, fiddling his expenses, falsifying missions and cavorting with a glamorous Egyptian call girl while pretending she was a valuable source of undercover information.

Who's to say she wasn't?

Posted by Tim Blair at February 18, 2004 08:57 PM
Comments

He should immediately leave DST and run for high office. He's obviously a natural for French politics.

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2004 at 09:01 PM

Sounds more like she was a valuable source of "under-the-covers" information

*cue Benny Hill theme music"

J

Posted by: Juanito at February 18, 2004 at 09:29 PM

"Sounds more like she was a valuable source of "under-the-covers" information"

Give up your day job and start writing for Skithouse, Big J.

Posted by: Squirky at February 18, 2004 at 09:56 PM

*pats jackie on his bald little head*

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 18, 2004 at 10:35 PM

I think I'd like to find out if he was telling the truth about that call girl Anyone got her number?

Posted by: Brian at February 19, 2004 at 05:13 AM

She the one gave Grand-dad the clap in 1915?

Posted by: slatts at February 19, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Sure it isn't Sir Les Patterson on an espionage op.

Posted by: d at February 19, 2004 at 05:09 PM