December 14, 2003

THAT DANG OLD CURSE

Whether itís sedans, limos, skis, or aircraft, those Kennedys just canít win when it comes to transportation:

Calling it a "piece of history burned," the Kennedy clan was reeling yesterday after two of its beloved boats were among about 50 destroyed after fire swept through the sheds of a historic Cape Cod boat yard.

Insurance rates must skyrocket when a Kennedy moves into the neighborhood.

Posted by Tim Blair at December 14, 2003 01:22 AM
Comments

What was the girl's name this time?

Posted by: Ken Summers at December 14, 2003 at 02:48 AM

Dunno, but she was probably very hot.......

Posted by: Pat at December 14, 2003 at 03:24 AM

What happened to all the boats Ted Kennedy's father Joe used to "import" liquor into the U.S. during the Prohibition years?
Don't forget JFK wasn't a very good P.T. boat driver either. Pretty tough to get a small fast boat hit by a larger slower ship, not get court martialed for losing your command, and become a hero instead. A little family clout allways helps.
BC

Posted by: Bob Carter at December 14, 2003 at 09:10 AM

Arnie wrecks a not small number of vehicles as well - yep, he's a true member of the clan.

Posted by: Andjam at December 14, 2003 at 09:19 AM

This was mean-spirited... and funny!

Posted by: Rebecca at December 14, 2003 at 09:53 AM

Man vs boat, the eternal struggle.

Posted by: Amos at December 14, 2003 at 10:06 AM

Here's Teddy on his boat now. Feast your eyes!

Posted by: Donnah at December 14, 2003 at 10:12 AM

When You own so much of everything you're bound to lose something when someone sneezes.

Posted by: Sneezer at December 14, 2003 at 11:31 AM

Did any cars burn? I mean, since Teddy Boy seems to think cars are watercraft and all....

Posted by: Ric at December 14, 2003 at 12:20 PM