December 10, 2003

SHE DON'T GET NO RESPECT

The Toronto Starís Antonia Zerbisias wonít let Turkeygate die:

That picture-perfect platter of turkey-with-all-the-trimmings Bush toted around for the cameras was just a prop, set dressing that was not for G.I. Joe consumption.

"A contractor had roasted and primped the turkey to adorn the buffet line, while the 600 soldiers were served from cafeteria-style steam trays ... , " Mike Allen of The Washington Post reported last week.

That contractor? Kellogg Brown & Root (KBR), a division of ...

Halliburton. Thus proving the insane, turkey-displaying evil of the BusHitler regime! Zerbisias says that her duplicate Rodney Dangerfield head is "spinning from all the spinning". She should be thankful she isnít covering the Democrats.

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Posted by Tim Blair at December 10, 2003 02:46 PM
Comments

Bugger Haliburton - Kellog Brown and Root just about says it all and the Sepos don't understand. Let alone the Canadians - don't get me started on their clothing brand - Roots Athletics!

Posted by: Razor at December 10, 2003 at 03:13 PM

Zerbisas is nearly as up on things as Human Eclipse Michael Moore- I just recieved a newsletter (written in lard, I believe) with laugh-riot Mikey being huffy about a plastic turkey.
Talk about finger on the pulse- in Tubby's case, an hourly necessity to make sure his ticker hasn't finally succumbed to the pure cholesterol oozing through his arteries.

Posted by: Habib at December 10, 2003 at 03:31 PM

Is there a world-wide shortage of lithium?

Posted by: Michael Lonie at December 10, 2003 at 03:56 PM

The turkey was Hillary, as Wes Pruden pointed out. Not a GI would touch it or eye it steadily, & it decayed by its own nature. The remnants were displayed on three US TV networks on a snowbound Sunday morning. Then Gore lobbed them toward the batter Dean, who swatted them out of sight.

Posted by: ForNow at December 10, 2003 at 04:48 PM

I dunno what she's getting all excited about. Her Crown Prince has his own turkey issues.

Posted by: Brian Jones at December 11, 2003 at 01:34 AM

It's all about the turkey faaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!

Posted by: Jim C. at December 11, 2003 at 07:28 AM