December 09, 2003


Christina Aguilera, currently in Sydney, looks cool in a fine cigarette hat. Cue many furious letters to the papers scolding Aguilera for her atrocious role-model skills, encouragement of a deadly habit, and general hotness.

Posted by Tim Blair at December 9, 2003 01:32 AM

K is it cold in Sydney? I'm just so used to see more of Christina when she is performing.

Posted by: papertiger at December 9, 2003 at 01:44 AM

Unseasonably cold, yes. Must be that global warming thing.

Posted by: tim at December 9, 2003 at 01:57 AM

she's a skank. i'd still nail her with a rubber on.

Posted by: Michael Steedman at December 9, 2003 at 02:10 AM

She has the right to wear whatever hat she wants, but...damn, she ugly.

Posted by: Damian P. at December 9, 2003 at 02:35 AM

Right on, Damien. If she's hot, then so's Francis the Talking Mule.

Posted by: ccwbass at December 9, 2003 at 02:50 AM

Still no word on that menage-a-quatre with Madonna and Britney, Michael?

Posted by: mojo at December 9, 2003 at 02:51 AM

"Ethnic Identity Syndrome" claims another victim. Sufferers identified so far:

Christina Aguilera
Michael Jackson
Fred Durst
Britney Spears

More to doubt.

Posted by: Richard at December 9, 2003 at 03:08 AM

That fake tan makes her look like an oompa-loompa.

Posted by: Bill at December 9, 2003 at 03:12 AM

One condom wouldn't be enough. Two condoms and a pro-station, at least.

Posted by: Donnah at December 9, 2003 at 03:19 AM

interesting acne on her nose, too...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at December 9, 2003 at 04:11 AM

I've seen welfare moms look better than her. Do Australian girls really look that bad?

Posted by: Geoff Matthews at December 9, 2003 at 06:33 AM

Yikes. Maybe I need to recalibrate my monitor, but on my computer her glowing yellow flesh does not go at all well with the catsup-hued hat. Or maybe she really is an oompa-loompa.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 9, 2003 at 09:37 AM

A no talent skank at that.

Posted by: joe at December 9, 2003 at 01:13 PM

Nice hat tho.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 9, 2003 at 10:43 PM