December 09, 2003
TOP HAT
Christina Aguilera, currently in Sydney, looks cool in a fine cigarette hat. Cue many furious letters to the papers scolding Aguilera for her atrocious role-model skills, encouragement of a deadly habit, and general hotness.
Posted by Tim Blair at December 9, 2003 01:32 AMK is it cold in Sydney? I'm just so used to see more of Christina when she is performing.
Posted by: papertiger at December 9, 2003 at 01:44 AMUnseasonably cold, yes. Must be that global warming thing.
Posted by: tim at December 9, 2003 at 01:57 AMshe's a skank. i'd still nail her with a rubber on.
Posted by: Michael Steedman at December 9, 2003 at 02:10 AMShe has the right to wear whatever hat she wants, but...damn, she ugly.
Posted by: Damian P. at December 9, 2003 at 02:35 AMRight on, Damien. If she's hot, then so's Francis the Talking Mule.
Posted by: ccwbass at December 9, 2003 at 02:50 AMStill no word on that menage-a-quatre with Madonna and Britney, Michael?
Posted by: mojo at December 9, 2003 at 02:51 AM"Ethnic Identity Syndrome" claims another victim. Sufferers identified so far:
Christina Aguilera
Michael Jackson
Fred Durst
Britney Spears
More to come...no doubt.
One condom wouldn't be enough. Two condoms and a pro-station, at least.
Posted by: Donnah at December 9, 2003 at 03:19 AMI've seen welfare moms look better than her. Do Australian girls really look that bad?
Posted by: Geoff Matthews at December 9, 2003 at 06:33 AMYikes. Maybe I need to recalibrate my monitor, but on my computer her glowing yellow flesh does not go at all well with the catsup-hued hat. Or maybe she really is an oompa-loompa.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 9, 2003 at 09:37 AM