August 20, 2003


A Segway rustler has been busted in NYC.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 20, 2003 04:24 PM

I've got a lawnmower won't start.

Can anyone help?

Meet you at Starbucks. You'll recognise me, I'll be pushing the Victa.

Posted by: pooh at August 20, 2003 at 05:11 PM

Would this be sorta-theft auto?

Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 20, 2003 at 05:15 PM

Stop it Tim - please stop - the pain of laughing so hard is too much. Oh the ignomy - a criminal record for stealing a Segway. He could always plead insanity, I am sure they would believe him.

Posted by: Rob at August 20, 2003 at 06:09 PM

Hey, nice segue, I mean, segway!

Posted by: Amos at August 20, 2003 at 09:29 PM

i can't wait for the first chase footage to appear on the news, ala oj in his bronco...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 20, 2003 at 10:30 PM