August 14, 2003
TWO GUYS, A TRUCK, AND BEER
George W. Bush has turned Iraq into Texas.
Posted by Tim Blair at August 14, 2003 01:57 AMAnd by Gawd Bubba, it's a better place for it!
W. Craig
Midland, Texa
where's the cut down 55 gallon drum barbeque?
Posted by: Two in the Hat at August 14, 2003 at 06:00 AMThat, of course was the our American cunning plan from the very start: turn Iraq into Texaq! Now we can finally get to stealing their oil.
Posted by: Katherine at August 14, 2003 at 09:23 AMAt last!! We have found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!!! Quick somebody grab a full one before they destroy the evidence!!! Hans! Scott!! over here!!!
Posted by: Rob at August 14, 2003 at 10:09 AMWhere's the sagging doublewide with the polyester curtains, or the rusting fridge? Or the obligatory Camaro with a busted window on blocks in the front yard? I guess GW was right when he said it was going to be a drawn out job bringing democracy to that crowd.
Posted by: arlo at August 14, 2003 at 10:51 AMNice try! As someone who's been to Texas, this is a forgery -- no mullets! (AKA: Hair of Mass destruction)
Posted by: Jerry at August 15, 2003 at 12:58 PM