August 14, 2003


George W. Bush has turned Iraq into Texas.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 14, 2003 01:57 AM

civilization returns to its cradle

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 14, 2003 at 02:29 AM

But can they cook chili?

Posted by: Edmund Burke at August 14, 2003 at 02:46 AM

And by Gawd Bubba, it's a better place for it!

W. Craig
Midland, Texa

Posted by: Wallace at August 14, 2003 at 03:15 AM

where's the cut down 55 gallon drum barbeque?

Posted by: Two in the Hat at August 14, 2003 at 06:00 AM

Edmund Burke, which kind of chili red or green?

Posted by: Brendan at August 14, 2003 at 08:54 AM

That, of course was the our American cunning plan from the very start: turn Iraq into Texaq! Now we can finally get to stealing their oil.

Posted by: Katherine at August 14, 2003 at 09:23 AM

At last!! We have found the Weapons of Mass Destruction!!! Quick somebody grab a full one before they destroy the evidence!!! Hans! Scott!! over here!!!

Posted by: Rob at August 14, 2003 at 10:09 AM

Where's the sagging doublewide with the polyester curtains, or the rusting fridge? Or the obligatory Camaro with a busted window on blocks in the front yard? I guess GW was right when he said it was going to be a drawn out job bringing democracy to that crowd.

Posted by: arlo at August 14, 2003 at 10:51 AM

No big hats?

Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 14, 2003 at 02:54 PM

Nice try! As someone who's been to Texas, this is a forgery -- no mullets! (AKA: Hair of Mass destruction)

Posted by: Jerry at August 15, 2003 at 12:58 PM

The last one is even better.

Posted by: Sandy P. at August 15, 2003 at 02:25 PM

Is that Lone Crescent Beer they're swillin'?

Posted by: McGehee at August 17, 2003 at 09:39 PM