June 23, 2003


Who knows stuff about how firewalls are configured? Get in touch. I need expertise. No illegality is involved.

Posted by Tim Blair at June 23, 2003 02:25 AM

Why do you need to fix your firewall ? Your network is not under any threat. There is no evidence that anyone ever had, or will have the means to attack your network. You are merely using your firewall as an excuse to deprive other people of the contents of your network. You are crushing my dissent !
I urge all people to join our protest against greedy, nazi, western capitalist firewalls. We are the People Overthrowing Our Firewall Threatened Society collective – or ‘POOFS’


Seriously though Tim what do you wanna know ? I may be able to help - I’ve had some experience with firewalls. Drop me a line.

Posted by: Osamas Psychotic Proctologist at June 23, 2003 at 11:26 AM

How to configure a firewall:

1. Fuck around with it for a while.

2. Call your brother's sysadmin friend and give him $50 ($85 Australian) to fix it.


Posted by: W. at June 23, 2003 at 06:41 PM