August 27, 2003
KNEEL-O-MATIC
Via the Wog (now returned to zesty regular posting), one wild comments thread at Little Green Footballs. A fortune awaits the inventive!
Posted by Tim Blair at August 27, 2003 01:54 PMHey, no A-rabs, no Renaissance. But I wouldn't expect these undereducated dickbags and their Radio Shack savvy to know that. As for their $33 (or whatever) prayer mat, it's pretty easy to spend $100K getting a product to market -- in fact, if it's a product intended to be mass-marketed, it's hard to spend much less. Hey, I can make a glass of Coke for less than 5c, (the recipe is widely available) if I do it in quantity, and in fact ComaCaca.com do it all the time. But how much do they spend on marketing/ research?
So tell me again what the funny bit was. Illiterates. Ahistoricists. All-around moronic self-stroking useless morons, I'd say.
Daawww, it's only a little racist fuckslot joke! Hyuk!
Posted by: Ferg at August 27, 2003 at 06:58 PMIt would really be impressive if this kneel-o-matic rug would self-destruct after so many head touches.
Posted by: Perfectsense at August 27, 2003 at 07:07 PMgee, i thought only catholics 'mass-marketed'? ;)
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 27, 2003 at 11:18 PM