August 12, 2003
HUMP JOKE GOES HERE
The Los Angeles Times’ dromedary roundsman files this report:
Posted by Tim Blair at August 12, 2003 12:31 AMA mystique surrounds camel milk in Arab culture. Some believe it a healthy tonic, taking it steaming-hot straight from the udder. Others see it as a diuretic, a full-scale cleaning that supposedly takes two days to flush through your system.
Then there are those who claim it improves sexual potency.
"It's Arab Viagra," said one man.
Not just camel milk. Camel piss!
It's in the Hadiths (sayings of Mohammed)
"The Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy."
Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol, Book 71, Number590
Check it out!
http://www.quraan.com/Bukhari/71.asp
Arab Viagra? So they can manage two humps instead of just the one.
Posted by: Ric at August 12, 2003 at 02:04 AMHey Metro,
They getting that camel piss straight from the, um, udder also?
Posted by: D2D at August 12, 2003 at 02:35 AMThis explains more about the Arabs than I really wanted to know.
Posted by: aelfheld at August 12, 2003 at 03:59 AMWhy is the camel known as "the ship of the desert"?
Because they're full of Arab semen.
Expect to hear it next season on "The Glass House"- most of their material has to be carbon dated.
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 12, 2003 at 02:23 PMCalifornian newspaper notices something weird on the OTHER side of the world.
Posted by: ilibcc at August 12, 2003 at 04:11 PM