August 07, 2003
BENNY'S LEGACY DEFILED
Cue the crazy music and run, Hillary, run!
Friends of Hillary last week launched a website, offering supporters everything from coffee mugs to autographed copies of Clinton’s best seller, Living History, in return for donating to the cause.
The site also invites backers to join “Hill’s Angels” and help Clinton fight off attacks by conservatives, whose “hate-filled” methods, it goes on to explain, rely on “the same old politics of personal destruction.”
A quick search for Hill’s Angels led to a website devoted to the late British comedian Benny Hill and the buxom babes he regularly chased around on his jiggle-sex television show.
Hill, the website notes, was always surrounded by “a bevy of lovely ladies … more affectionately known as Hill’s Angels.”
Hillary’s Friends are apparently thinking of changing the name to “Hill Raisers”, although a certain bored ex-Prez might lobby for “Bill’s Angels”.
Posted by Tim Blair at August 7, 2003 03:24 AMHave you seen Hillary's legs? She ain't running nowhere.
Posted by: ZsaZsa at August 7, 2003 at 04:18 AMI sent "Hill" a nice note explaining why she is so disgusting to so many people.
You can too at: info@friendsofhillary.com
Posted by: Wallace at August 7, 2003 at 07:31 AMAnd when she realizes she has no place in politics, she can become the new Martha Stewart and put all her cookie recipes in a book titled "Hill's Kitchen."
Posted by: michele at August 7, 2003 at 09:29 AMI just shake my head every time I read of Hillary or Bill railing about the "politics of personal destruction."
Personally, I can't wait for her to run. Think we're a politically divided country now? Hah.
Posted by: jimg at August 7, 2003 at 09:29 AMThanks for the tinny, unpleasant but strangely fascinating MIDI soundtrack. It suited the Friends of Hill perfectly...
Posted by: Craig Ranapia (Other Pundit) at August 7, 2003 at 10:38 AMzsazsa, she has more pounds of calf than a chicago stockyard.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 7, 2003 at 10:48 AMBubba would prbably prefer "The Hoovering Hildebeests".
Donations go towards dry-cleaning.
A bunch of hometown friends raising funds?
You'd have to call it Hill's Hoist, surely.
Posted by: pooh at August 7, 2003 at 12:26 PMHill's Shrills more likely. Hillary's Harridans? Harlots? Hags? Horrors? Hatfulls? Hermaphrodytes? Henchmen? Hogs? Halfwits? Humbugs?
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 7, 2003 at 03:57 PMI left out Harpies, Hypocrites, Honkies, Honkers, Howlers, Hose-Monsters, Hobgoblins and Hysterics.
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 7, 2003 at 04:15 PMThe Hildebeest is fairly reliant on the black vote, so how about Hillary's 'Hos an' Homies?
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 7, 2003 at 04:50 PMComing soon -- "Habib's Herpied Halfwits". Not to mention my own group -- "Buddy's Bumfuckery Bonanza".
Posted by: Buddy Ebsen at August 7, 2003 at 05:38 PMI have herpes on my haemorrhoids- it's like having speedbumps.
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 7, 2003 at 05:52 PMSandpaper on your arsegrapes? No wonder so many women hang out here.
Posted by: Buddy Ebsen at August 7, 2003 at 06:00 PMWhy don't they raffle off some of Bubba's baby batter? He seems to have it backed up to his hairline, and doesn't mind chucking it about, either.
Posted by: Habib Bickford at August 7, 2003 at 08:52 PMAfter reading all that I wish PM Howards was as interesting to hang shit on. We've got the "Little Johnny" tag and that's it really, he's too bland to bother I suppose.
Posted by: Jake D at August 8, 2003 at 11:36 AMThis is as funny a misuse of popular culture as the Democratic National Convention that, when Dukakis was nominated, broke out in the Liberty Bell March (aka the Monty Python theme). I expected to see the show's end credits scrolling over Ted Kennedy's face.
Posted by: Bill Peschel at August 8, 2003 at 03:23 PM