August 03, 2003

11 OUT OF 50 IS A PASS, RIGHT?

Are you a man? Take VodkaPundit's 50-point knowledge test to find out.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 3, 2003 12:18 AM
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I guess I'm not a man. 50 questions is just way too much for me. So I didn't bother even looking. I'd try a 10... no, 5. I could do 5 questions. But that's it.

Posted by: Charles at August 3, 2003 at 01:01 AM

i've still never figured out that bra thing...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 3, 2003 at 02:50 AM

Mr. Bingley, try scissors. Crude but effective.

I only got about half the list. I feel like half a man. I'm going to drown my sorrows in a tenth of whiskey and a three-pack of beer.

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 3, 2003 at 06:46 AM

probably more efficient than my teeth, i suppose.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 3, 2003 at 07:55 AM

Ooh, teeth. You have trumped my scissors with audacity and creativity, you devil.

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 3, 2003 at 08:14 AM

it's like tying the stem of maraschino cherry into a knot with my tongue; that always impresses them.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 3, 2003 at 08:29 AM

It impresses me. Scares me a little, too.

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 3, 2003 at 09:33 AM

Why do we continue to pander to the myth of the "clitoris"? It doesn't exist. I've never seen one.

It's an invention of spiteful 1970's feminazis, who wished to deny women of the joys of vaginal orgasms.

No prostitute I've ever ever lain with has complained.

Posted by: Block at August 3, 2003 at 01:26 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Donnah at August 4, 2003 at 04:37 AM

A uber-manly 49 of 50 (the straight-razor thing - I barely need to shave, period... uh, that's still manly, right? right?)

Posted by: Ben at August 4, 2003 at 09:24 AM