August 01, 2003

SHE PLAYS TENNIS?

NO! Anna Kournikova is going to retire! This is terrible! Oh, wait ... she’s only quitting tennis.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 1, 2003 02:00 AM
Comments

does it mention she got her bad back from dating all those hockey players?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 1, 2003 at 04:15 AM

Maybe she should try a new sport, Beach Volleyball perhaps.

Posted by: ross at August 1, 2003 at 05:25 AM

She just has to find another "sport" that requires she wear tight jerseys and short shorts/skirts. Rugby? Basketball? Field Hockey?

Aw who the hell cares? Just wear the damn shorts and tight jerseys girl.

Posted by: LB at August 1, 2003 at 06:58 AM

LB - You are not considering the Jiggle factor involved in playing sports.

Posted by: ross at August 1, 2003 at 07:07 AM

Seriously, she's a great doubles player, easily one of the best in the world. Of course, "great doubles player" is a lead in to perhaps the only easier joke to make than the one Tim did originally.

Posted by: John Thacker at August 1, 2003 at 08:19 AM

Is she quitting Ricky Martin videos?

Posted by: Yobbo at August 1, 2003 at 09:46 AM

Not sure about Ricky Martin but she was definately in an Enrique Iglesias music video.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1451681/20020108/story.jhtml

Posted by: Sil at August 1, 2003 at 10:06 AM

Hey dumbarse the word is spelt "definitely".

PS: First of many I hope Sil.

Posted by: Simon at August 1, 2003 at 02:31 PM