July 29, 2003

EVERYBODY DO THE DROWN

Wave your hands in the air like a boat is sinking:

Dannii Minogue sparked a new dance trend at an outdoor concert when she tried to alert the crowd to a capsized boat in the lake behind them.

The Australian pop star began pointing frantically over the heads of the audience as she saw the boat overturn at the water park in Warwickshire, England.

But the fans thought it was a new dance move and began joining in, pointing back at her, British newspaper the Daily Star said yesterday.

Posted by Tim Blair at July 29, 2003 04:34 AM
Comments

This is Kylie's little sister, yes?

Just checking.

She had a mike, right? Tye *saying* something next time, girl. Like "Hey! That boat back there just overturned!"

Posted by: mojo at July 29, 2003 at 05:44 AM

Mojo,

Likely she couldn't have alerted them with her mike unless she was lipsyncing to "Don't Rock the Boat". (See Vanilli, Milli).

Posted by: JohnO at July 29, 2003 at 06:03 AM

Wow. Straight outta The Simpsons, that is.

Posted by: Jared at July 29, 2003 at 10:27 AM

Bollocks!

Posted by: Alex Hidell at July 29, 2003 at 11:23 AM

Was she covering 'Not Drowning, Waving'?

Posted by: LT at July 29, 2003 at 11:52 AM

What can I say, if you like Dannii you're probably a bit dumb!

Posted by: PJ at July 29, 2003 at 02:57 PM

Gotta love the Pommmies!

Posted by: Pete the Ignorant at July 29, 2003 at 05:12 PM