July 15, 2003

BLOG NOTES

Hit this link, scroll down a little, and then ... behold! It’s the largest PayPal icon on earth!

The guy must really want your money. In other blog news, the commenter known as Nemesis -- who fled this site last week after encountering views with which he did not agree -- has launched his own blog. Drop in; leave a comment. And Michael Totten is calling for Dude, Where’s My ... variations. Jay Reding already has a bunch. Here’s one more:

Robert Fisk: Dude, Where’s My Looted Iraqi Museum Antiquities? Oh, Here They Are.

Posted by Tim Blair at July 15, 2003 08:08 PM
Comments

Dude, where's my WMDs?

Dude, where's my army?

Dude, where's my 72 virgins?

Posted by: Andjam at July 15, 2003 at 11:26 PM

Dude, where's my 25 rolls? (You know who...)

Dude, where's my BBC? (Asked by Royal Ark seaman)

Dude, where's my moral outrage at children's prisons and industrial-strength plastic shredders? (The entire Left, in unison)

Dude, where's my uranium? (Saddam)

Dude, where's my uranium intelligence? (Bush asks Blair)

Dude, where's my intelligence? (Bob Graham)

Dude, where's my payola? (George Galloway)

Posted by: Tongue Boy at July 16, 2003 at 12:04 AM

Dude, where's my shrubbery? (Had to get in a Monty Python reference)

Dude, where's my education? (asked of a Washington, DC public school administrator)

Posted by: Tongue Boy at July 16, 2003 at 03:11 AM

Dude, where's my freedom of speech (any PC US university)

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at July 16, 2003 at 03:20 AM

Dude, where's my question marks? (JorgXMcKie) ;->=

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at July 16, 2003 at 03:20 AM


Dude, where's my life? (Folks who spend too much time on this board, myself included)

Posted by: Andrew at July 16, 2003 at 05:30 AM

Dude, where's my Saddam? (George W. Bush)

Dude, where's my VP? (George W. Bush)

Dude, where's my quagmire? (Oh, I don't know, pick one)

Dude, where's Mo Dowd? (Sorry about that)

Dude, where's my Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator? (Marvin)

Posted by: charles austin at July 16, 2003 at 05:40 AM

"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season! Fire!"

KER-POW!!!

"Dude, where's my beak?"

Posted by: Tongue Boy at July 16, 2003 at 06:17 AM

Dude, where's my roof? (Palestinian 'engineer' explaining a 'work accident').

Posted by: Roger Bournival at July 16, 2003 at 07:04 AM

dude
where's my capitalization

Posted by: e.e. cummings at July 16, 2003 at 07:11 AM

dude, where are the jake ryan beer-a-thon-blowout photos?

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 16, 2003 at 10:17 AM

Dude, where's my unrelated MotoGP reference?

You're such a meany Tim, Shining a light on the crapness of Nemesis's site like that...lol.

Posted by: Jake D at July 16, 2003 at 11:35 AM

Dude, where's my rice seed (14 year old Muslim girl who asked the Iman about shaving 'down there').

Posted by: Preston Whip at July 16, 2003 at 11:59 AM

Dude, long-grain or short-grain?

Posted by: Jake D at July 16, 2003 at 12:12 PM

It is acceptable for young, lithe, tender ... ummm, for those entering puberty to use short-grain. All the others - about whom I have little interest - can use long-grain.

Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

ps. As Mufti of the Muff I am a certified measurer of pubic hair. Girls only. You can contact me at the mosque most afternoons and evenings.


Posted by: Preston Whip at July 16, 2003 at 12:20 PM

Re: Movies, here's a tribute to Quentin...

1) Resevoir Dogs -- "Dude, where's my ear?"

2) From Dusk Till Dawn -- "Dude, where's my stake?"

3) Pulp Fiction -- "Dude, where's my Gimp?"

Posted by: Jerry D. at July 16, 2003 at 02:04 PM

Dude, where's my clue? (Peter Fizt)
Dude, where's my readership? (Editor of The Age)
Dude, where's my toes? (Phat Phil Adams)

Posted by: Fidens at July 16, 2003 at 02:16 PM

dude, where's my twinkies? (michael moore)

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 16, 2003 at 02:29 PM

Dude, where's my children's prison? (RIghtie who still hasn't heard that it was a freaking orphanage)
Dude, where's my incubating infant? (Same rightie, 12 years ago)

Posted by: anarchitect at July 17, 2003 at 06:47 AM

Dude, where's my freaking orphanage where tearful parents awaited the release of their children?

Posted by: AMac at July 17, 2003 at 02:45 PM