July 08, 2003

LEGLESS BODY IN TOPLESS CAR

To justify that headline, I really need this guy to be driving a convertible.

Posted by Tim Blair at July 8, 2003 06:26 PM
Comments

Tim, in the wise and apposite words of Buzz Lightyear; you are a strange, sad little man.

Posted by: Andrew D. at July 8, 2003 at 06:52 PM

Didn't something like that happen in Texas? Something about a nurse(?) leaving some guy to die. He was stuck through the windscreen of her car parked overnight in her garage.

Posted by: Tony.T at July 8, 2003 at 11:49 PM

Turnip.

Posted by: Gabor at July 9, 2003 at 12:48 AM

It's because the media glorified the case of Chante Mallard that has led to this rash of copycat imitators.

If only the media only showed Teletubbies reruns, nothing bad would ever happen.

Posted by: Brian J. at July 9, 2003 at 01:08 AM

i keep looking for a copy of the famous ny post headline from '83...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 9, 2003 at 03:42 AM

Here’s a faked-up version for a ‘95 movie.

Posted by: tim at July 9, 2003 at 05:14 AM

thanks tim; that's all i could find as well. i'm trying to come to grasp with the fact that google has failed me. what with the shock i've received about santa, and don't even mention the whole easter bunny thing, this may prove to be too much for me...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 9, 2003 at 05:40 AM

I am suddenly reminded of a strange, sad little website called 'supermodels with see through tops'. To see why, click here It's not dirty or vulgar - you'll be quite surprised actually. (My apologies if you wanted a bit of dirt and vulgarity)

Posted by: TimT at July 9, 2003 at 03:40 PM

That most famous tabloid headline was:
"Headless Body In A Topless Bar"

Posted by: Boris A.Kupershmidt at July 9, 2003 at 03:53 PM