May 19, 2003
I BELIEVE in the Three-Foot
I BELIEVE in the Three-Foot Theory of Death - ie, that we're always within three feet of something (traffic, a skull-fracturing table edge, poisonous owls) that could potentially kill us. But there's no way even the most diligent three-footer could anticipate this.
While we're on the subject, the ABC notes that the trouble doesn't end just because you've had your head removed:
Posted by Tim Blair at May 19, 2003 05:01 PMMembers of the Lendu and Hema communities are trying to wipe each other out. On the weekend three babies were decapitated and slaughtered during the killing, which claimed dozens of lives.
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