Tim Blair

The head tilt is spot on! Great work, John!

Dear Afghanis,

I'm sorry that we freed Afghanistan and opened it up for German tourists.

It's a bit difficult to read the message. Do you have an image with better resolution?

For the benefit of those with worse eyes or monitors than me, it says:

"Dear Afghans, I'm sorry we helped to free you from the Taliban"

Most compassionate of you, Major John. I hope you give them poor ol' Taliban goons an honest-to-goodness military hug with a couple of Mark 84 bombs. That'll make them feel really wanted.

Much head-tilting going on over at the sorry-ass's site. The post-election demand for psychiatric services will soon be rivaled by a massive stampede to chiropractors' offices.

Joschka Fisher's sorry attempt at a head-tilt over at Davids Medienkritik site has been noted as yet another insincere empty gesture the Lefties are famous for. :-)

I'll give my place in line for New Zealand citizenship to the first person to spot my contribution on this page from "Sorry, Osama, we won't do it again" website.

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/128/

New Zealand has "liberal attractions", including the debate over civil unions for same-sex couples, anti-globalisation, and our anti-war stance.

Just civil unions, not same-sex marriage? Sorry, that won't do for our liberal betters. Kiwis, expect to become part of Jesusland any day now.

"liberal attractions", including the debate over civil unions for same-sex couples, anti-globalisation, and our anti-war stance."

They've also got a great animal rights record!

Darn, I just can't get it. After hours standing in front of my mirror, practicing, I just can't get my compassionate head tilt to look convincing.
I so want to post my sorry photo..uh, I mean "America says sorry" photo...but a strange smirk always seems to creep over my face when I think about apologizing for what we are doing to those poor islamofacists.
Does this mean I'm cannot be a liberal?

I thought lefties valued diversity. So diverse that they want to live together in their own closeted hive-minded community. Ain't too much diversity in that ...

Please keep all your resident leftie socialists to yourself. We've already got far too many of them here. (Unless they're hot chicks, we need more of those)

New Zealand is anti-global??? sounds fishy to me.. a bunch of brits 12000 miles from home are now declared to be anti-global...
move on , nothing devious going on here..

C'mon, NZ! Do us grunting, knuckle dragging morons in Jesusland a favor, would ya? Please? Aren't there any islands out there you might stick our lefties on, a la' Survivor? If you put too many lefties on one island, well, there's always cannibalism. That would be a win-win situation.

Or you could do airdrops of humanitarian supplies, like Starbuck coffee and croissants. Maybe the UN would pay for it.

Any truth in the Info that Hammas Helen has declared Arafat Day to mourn the great idol of the LLL ?

El Diablo from NZ - I hear all the hot chicks in NZ wear wool and go 'Baaaaaa"...

(Sorry, as an Aussie I couldn't help myself)

Someone explain to me why, exactly, the NZs haven't started complaining about the imperialist takeover of whatever NZ was called before they took it over and why they haven't demanded that it all be returned to the original owners? Shouldn't all those guilty white liberals be repatriating themselves to the UK or somewhere? Aren't they ashamed of their greedy land grab? Don't they feel any sympathy for the downtrodden original inhabitants? For God's sake, where is their compassion?

Some of us still attempt to fight the good fight. Unfortunately the place is run by childless female academics and because we're not a democracy, there's no telling when this bunch of unelected spinsters and nannyish busybodies will retire to the UN to practise their lefty scolding on a global scale.

Eh..what did you say...we are a democracy...then how the hell did we end up like this?

Canmpbell Island would be a good starting point for people moving to NZ.

NZIS marketing director Terry Murphy - who is from Portland, Oregon - says New Zealand has "liberal attractions", including the debate over civil unions for same-sex couples, anti-globalisation, and our anti-war stance.

Funny, if New Zealand is such a paradise, why is there more New Zealanders in Australia than in the whole of New Zealand?

And why can't we Aussies get rid of them? You'd think they'd be flocking to return to such a "liberal" paradise.

Oops, still posting under Goal Posts...sorry.

Do the Kiwis still have the no Jews need apply still out?

I wonder what the Maoris think about all this?

Quentin, I wondered why you were moving around so much! ;-)

Besides, won't the US lefties be sad when eeeevil Australia finally annexes its little cousin.

For Oil!

BAWAHAHAHAHA

`complete with a military-quality compassionate head-tilt:'

Gad,I must have missed that in the army manual' , just goes to show, they have every eventuality covered. See just how wrong leftoids are.

So, has NZ always been filled with filthy, filthy whores? :)

Guys,

Before you bag the little islands in my heart, please remember hat some of us came over to Aus and helped out the Liberal campaign and the Republican campaign in the US. So how about instead of poking fun, returning the favor, rolling up your sleeves and giving us a hand in getting rid of Red Helen?

I in the meantime will take a long breath, celebrate the death of another one of the worlds Despots/Terrorists (If palestine is really a democracy, why did Araflap need to "appoint and anoint" a successor? Should there be some sort of structures in place for that sort of thing in a real democracy?), and will go online to post some more photos on http://www.sorryeverybody.com/ to make fun of the cheese-eating apologist monkeys. That's right, that's what they are, apologists for failed regimes (including the one in palestine and the one in Iraq, that used to be lead by a guy with a porn star moustache).

Eat Crow you Neville Chamberlain-like weasels!

LOL, I love you, Major!

My apologies, Black & Silver. You are entirely correct.

There are plenty of remote island up in Alaska; perhaps we can air drop the lefties there. And we always have Antarctica.

"a slice of lefty heaven"

If anyone else remembers those ads ...

While we are talking about great pictures, I hope everybody has seen this one of Michael Moore.

complete with a military-quality compassionate head-tilt

I can just see the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket training the recruits to do it.

Dylan

While we are talking about great pictures, I hope everybody has seen this one of Michael Moore.

He's too big for my screen, far far too big. I can only see part of the image, as I only have a 19' monitor.

I made out the oh-so-clever symbol for loser however. Does he mean him and his ilk?

From FDR/Truman/Kennedy, to that fat nerd. How far the Democrat party has fallen.

It's just sad.

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Sigh. Okay, comments are working again. [/ADMIN OFF]

Not long before Vermont Teddy Bear knocks out a Sorry Bear, complete with sign, and the usual proletarian fancy dress. And then an Expat Bear (with Maple Leaf watch cap) Follow this with a Ben and Jerry confection called Sorryberry Supreme and New England lefties can preen about their convictions.

God bless, Major John. And thanks mate.

NZIS marketing director Terry Murphy - who is from Portland, Oregon - says New Zealand has "liberal attractions", including the debate over civil unions for same-sex couples, anti-globalisation, and our anti-war stance.

Geez, get with the times, Terry. In the US, supporting same-sex civil unions now makes you a theocratic fascist Puritan. "Debating" civil unions makes you worse than Hitler.

"I'll give my place in line for New Zealand citizenship to the first person to spot my contribution on this page from "Sorry, Osama, we won't do it again" website."

I submitted a pic, too, but there's no way to find it except for looking at EVERY GODDAMN PAGE. After twenty minutes of looking at those sorry-ass losers and their European absolvers, I couldn't take any more.

So if you happen to see a picture of a guy next to a misspelled sign, holding the Acoustic Guitar of Change while doing the Head Tilt of Compassion and Limp Power Fist of Solidarity (and wearing a Smith & Wesson cap), lemme know what page it's on. Thankyouverymuch.

I GOT IT !!!!!

The reason the good Major's head tilt is so perfect is that he even got Clinton's lip!

In the video I bet it even quivers!!

"New Zealand has "liberal attractions", including the debate ...."
Liberals only like to debate when everyone agrees with them.

DrZin,
Now that's funny. Except that Chamberlain eventually realized his folly and died of distress.
Will somebody please post a photo with a head tilt and a sign that says "Peace in our time"?

El Diablo,
Your not the only one to discover that some of these "I'm sorry" chicks will be welcomed EVERYWHERE. You'll know I'm a happy man when I can say, "Well OF COURSE I voted for Kerry. Are sure your alright to drive home?"

Wouldn't it be funny if NZ had another twitch to the right just after all those leftie idiots emigrated there?

LOL, Andrew! They could always emigrate to Antarctica!

Well having "liberal attractions" is better than having "illiberal" ones I suppose (when I visit a tourist venue I would rather listen to it go on about how terrible the Bush victory was - hey, I am a Leonard Cohen fan, I enjoy misery - than hear it gloat about great it was. We all know Mickey Mouse is a fascist, so I won't be heading to Disneyland anytime soon.

However, when it comes to "liberal attractions" nobody beats Australia. Does NZ, for example, have a Big Banana, a Big Pineapple or a Big Cow?

And another thing, last week I wrongly made the call that sorryeverybody.com was a parody. I stand corrected this week. It's not. What would I know about humour, I spent election day in Australia giving out how-to-votes for Latham.

No way would I have voted for Bush, but no way would I apologise because others did. It's called democracy, kids. Use it or lose it.

Also, how user-unfriendly is "sorry". You have click on each number to see a different image. With my interent access ("internet that would fly, if it wasn't really, really slow and possibly suffering from a gunshot wound by a bird hunter") it would take me until the Democrats and Labor next get in power to finish viewing all the photos.

"No way would I have voted for Bush, but no way would I apologise because others did. It's called democracy, kids. Use it or lose it. "

Thank you, Darlene. It's good to see that rational members of the old Democratic party still survive.

Darlene - no harm, no foul. I thought it was a parody at first as well - I mean...look at it.

I can't keep away from it though. I load up new pages with a sort of sick fascination, because I know that sooner or later I'm going to see one of my college buddies or professors there. It's sort of like probing a nasty wound - sooner or later, you're going to wish you hadn't, but it's so tempting, in an ugly way.

Actually, Euro countries and others would do well to encourage immigration by Americans. It would add spine to these countries, and the hardest working, smartest people and best citizens in the world.