Tim Blair

With Michael Moore counting the vote, Saddam will do considerably better than the 100% he received in the last election.

Let's hope he doesn't follow Milosevic in the list of ousted dictators to enjoy political comebacks.

Woah! You really landed a hit there, Blair! That'll learn him!

I'm now officially bored of the election. Iraq burns, Bush down, oh no! Swiftboat vets, Kerry on the ropes! But wait! Kerry stands upright, fails to urinate in trousers at debate, Bush history! No wait, no debate bounce, no, one on Newsweek, booo! Newsweek oversampling Democrats, so typical, a curse on their moustaches!

Fuck it. I'm very busy. If the Democrats win and go back to appeasing the Islamists, the future mega-terrorism attacks are only going to occure in blue states anyway. Who's going to nuke Texas? Sepember 11, 2012 will happen right were 2000 did, in Kerry-voting downtown NY.

Like Moore says in blubbery horror at the injustice of it all, "they killed people who didn't vote for Bush!" Killing people who did would have been a-OK.

Moore lives in Manhatten, let him and the other liberal weeinies have their Carter II, they'll be the ones with a face full of dirty nuke on judgement day.

Tomight on SBS News program a reporter (Australian) commented that John Kerry comprehensively defeated President Bush in the deabte. It this true? I was under the impression from other news sources that while Kerry did well but no means thumped President Bush.

Regards,

Baci.

Tomight on SBS News program a reporter (Australian) commented that John Kerry comprehensively defeated President Bush in the deabte. It this true? I was under the impression from other news sources that while Kerry did well he by no means thumped President Bush.

Regards,

Baci.

SBS has been known to be a little bit left-of-centre...

For example, after one election (I think it was the one where Howard first got in), the post-vote wash-up piece had 25 minutes in the Labor Party Room, with everyone decrying the result and forecasting doom, gloom, and disaster. Literally crying into their beers (or Chardonnays, Pinot Noirs, or double-Scotchs). To counterbalance this they had... a 5-minute piece filmed at the trash and dumpster area next to the Liberal party room, showing all the empty champagne bottles and commenting on the waste and profligacy involved, and how the country would no doubt go down the gurgler in a few weeks in the hands of these alcoholic bums.

I'm neither joking nor exaggerating.

I wish I had recorded it, it's my favourite piece of blatantly over-the-top media bias. Even SBS were a bit shame-faced the next day. But only a bit.

"Saddam's lawyer has told a Danish newspaper that the ousted dictator will run in Iraq's elections with the view to become president again, media reported."

Won't it be a little hard for Saddam to fulfill his presidential duties after he's been hung for crimes against humanity? Maybe he's hoping to pardon himself..

"The two of you? Single-handedly? Mike Moore can’t count."

Michael Moore fanclub contest: "If you can guess how many shitty documentaries I've made, I'll send you a copy of both of them"

baci, the MSM is saying Kerry won the debate. Other opinions (various sources, left and right) are that Bush won. A lot of pundits are noting there was no real clear victory for either man.

Bottom line: no clear winner. Anything else is wishful thinking.

Neither really made much headway, Bush wasn't very articulate and Kerry tried to look like a moderate, and not a millionair socialist jackass from Massachusetts, he did OK.

The general concensus is that Kerry won on points, but it changed nobody's mind. The polls didn't reflect much shift either way, Bush is still leading by about 5%.

If you agree with Bush you'd have thought his points better, if you agree with Kerry you'd believe he made a better agrument. Guess which guy the MSM agrees with? So guess who they reported winning?

Howard and I resolved long ago that no matter what the Democratic candidate was doing, the two of us were somehow, single-handedly, going to toss Bush out on the curb.

That has me wondering: How many people will it take to single-handedly toss Moore out on the curb?

POW! WHAM! That'll fix those lefties! What a predictable, intellectually-desolate little corner of blogdom Tim now occupies. Like a patient at a noggin clinic, he rocks back and forth, drooling and blabbering about Michael Moore, Margo Kingston and Phatty Adams.

Klong:"Like a patient at a noggin clinic,..."

I like this latest batch of trolls, Tim. Pure comedic relief. Are you paying them to come over or something?

"Noggin clinic', what is that, some cow-fucking ocker venacular term from the 50's?

What'll 'fix those lefties', or at least sting the little prison bitchs to a squealing new pitch of hysteria, is a Howard win. One looks likely. Oh what a desolate corner of the political world we righties now inhabit, The Lodge, Number 10 and the Whitehouse.

POW! WHAM! That'll fix those lefties! Oh wait, I'm not being sarcastic, we actually did fuck those lefties and take over everything.

Re: Update II, I've been wondering about that myself. Was he lying then, or is he lying now?

'peaceniks' indeed. You orcs still think the only way to justify your position on war is to defame its opponents. But when has the right had any other strategy? I seem to remember the nazis got their leg up by expressing a pathological fear of 'bolshevism' (as manifested by Jewish intellectuals and shopkeepers) helped, of course, by sizable handouts from the business community.

Tug,

You'll have to do better than a Nazi analogy to justify your anti-war view.

Read Godwin's Law

Jim Treacher asked:

"Re: Update II, I've been wondering about that myself. Was he lying then, or is he lying now?"

The answer is "Yes".

Jesus the ignorance of you leftist jackasses it invincible isn't it? For the last time, the Nazis were A FUCKING SOCIALIST PARTY. National SOCIALISM, you dipshit, SOCIALISM, they were a statist party with an applied Darwinian slant. Not only did they have nothing in common with today's free-market, free speech, free enterprise western conservatives, they were in almost every respect DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED to them.

'Tug' you are an absolute, irredemable fucking moron.

"Yeah, yeah, well, you're an orc!"*

* tug's imagined reply

Are we positive that "tug" isn't a parody of a clueless anti-war kiddie? I mean, can anybody really write such moronic posts as s/he does and still be smart enough to turn on their computer without electrocuting themselves?