Tim Blair

If his juices be anything like that picture of his old lady the other day, looking WAY too much like a young Wicked Witch of the West, show me punching up some buttons to depress JPEGs on this here PC...

'a social behavior sciences instructor"
So that's what Mark Latham is.

It's bad enough I have to take this crap from my Yankee-loving neighbor. But, "Red Sox lose" from the other side of the world?

OK, the gloves are off. Magpies, a curse be upon you. You will never play in a World Series again. So there.

Yea, I was in Knapp's Diner last night, and damn right the juices were flowing. Heinz 57 Sauce on my rather tender sirloin steak -- Friday night special, $8.95 for an eight-ouncer.

More incoherent by the day

I think that he is anticipating the delivery of a new hamster wheel in October. All done in khaki equipped with nightvision and stealth technology for those covert operations behind enemy lines *cough* Cambodia *cough*.

I think he has been hanging around Bill Clinton too much, what with all the public 'juices' references and all...

social behaviour sciences?

Hey we Aussies can do better:

here's Social Ecology:

http://www.uws.edu.au/about/acadorg/caess/ssell

"Social Ecology is an emerging meta-discipline that provides a sophisticated and critical framework for the generation of holistic theory, deep understanding, and effective, responsible action. It derives its theory and direction from applied philosophy (critical reason, ethics, world-views, imagination, gender awareness), personal experience (postulation, action, reflection, contemplation) and diverse sources and systems of disciplinary, cultural and contextual knowledge (particularly ecological thinking, and 'spirituality'). Social ecology emphasises actions and reflective practice that integrate personal, social, political and environmental concerns and possibilities..."

I reckon the graduates from this Govt funded college course ought to be watched by ASIO, they do seem to aim at suspiciously vague 'action' for 'social change'...

Om,

Do you realize that that second sentence contains 38 words and says absolutely fucking nothing? I'm sure you did.

Hey go and read the rest, as they say.

Sorry I'm not up with the link thing.

You won't know whether to laugh, cry or be very very afraid...

"When I get in a fighting mood towards the end of September and towards the beginning of October, I think you know what happens here in Massachusetts."

Yes, John, we do. You go and ask Jacques, Gerhard, and Kofi if it's okay to fight back--just like the other ten months of the year.

"I feel those October juices flowing"

Leave it to Kerry's sap to run counter to nature. Perhaps he loses his foliage every spring.

"I feel those October juices flowing."

Uh-oh. Does he mean the 1917 Communist revolution juices or the Dr. Strangelove "Purity of Essence" kind? Either way, I'm afraid for his sanity.

Kerrys doing his best to use as many words as possible whilst containing absolutely no meaning.

Perhaps hes hoping that an avalanche of words will confuse voters into thinking theres meaning within?

Will the ploy work? ---- Not so far judging from the polls.

Not to mention the rather monotonial delivery will best appeal to previously dead voters.

Oh, for God's sake. Look, the man is obviously gay, he just doesn't know how to come out and say it.

Om,

http://www.uws.edu.au/about/acadorg/caess/ssell

Sounds like a great course. I was reading through the description and foun d t hi s inter esti ng s ecttt ion

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His juices won't start flowing until October because you have to take Cialis for a while until the stuff kicks in... but let me get this straight: this now is how John Kerry sounds off medication?!

a social behavior sciences instructor

I hope the good perfesser awarded himself an "F" in his own class.

I thought the media had W pegged as the illiterate one.

John Kerry wouldn't know juice if he was run over by a Tropicana tanker truck.

"I feel those October juices flowing"

The last time Kerry felt the juices flowing, Teresa got on her private jet and got out of town.

Does this mean I'm likely to get shot in the back? I'm already dropping the rocket launcher and changing out of my loincloth.
Oops, sorry, those were the January juices that got that kid killed, not the October juices.

Maybe Kerry means that he'll be distributing packets of Tang as a Halloween treat?

Anybody who hasn't followed the link to the Gainesville story should do so -- it's hilarious. Reading between the lines, it would seem the Republican "victim" did a fair job of defending himself, but the "social behavioral sciences" doofus was the only one arrested because the police themselves witnessed the fracas and identified him as the aggressor. The assault on the cardboard cut-out was priceless.

Btw -- the "Social Ecology" description is pure comedy gold.

a Democrat - punched the chairman of the Alachua County Republican Executive Committee in the face.

Why can't the Right be as "tolerant" as this?

It's been a great week for stories of the outrages of the Left.

I doubt one has to wade too far into the DU fever swamps to find members of the Koolaid Krew crowing about this assault.

You see, when 'progressives' punch someone, it's resistance; when a conservative punches someone - hell, if a police officer ARRESTS someone - it's oppression.

Geddit?

October juices. Heh, wonder what ole John Boy is talking about seeing as he had his prostate removed.

Just as well it's the current hopeful rather than the last occupant of the President's chair whose juices are flowing- last time the cleaning bill blew out the budget defecit.

What is it with these Democrats? Everything they say is gibberish. Clinton's speeches were gibberish too, but at least he delivered the words in a way that they SOUNDED rational.

Let's leave Kerry to dribble in private.

I think deer hunting season begins in October. Expect Kerry to start crawling lower and lower for votes.

Being a cartoonist, I took the liberty of providing a visual representation of Tim Blair's amusing post -- you can check it out here.