June 04, 2004
IMAM'S PARADOX
QUESTION: I would like to know, is it allowed for a wife to suck her husbands private parts if he is wearing a flavoured condom?
ANSWER: It is permissible as long as it does not constitute oral sex.
And Allah Ta'ala Knows Best!
Posted by Tim Blair at June 4, 2004 06:26 PMThis inquiry is made by "Jazakallah" which is Arabic for "Hillary." Substitute "Monica" for "wife" and it make much more sense.
Posted by: perfectsense at June 4, 2004 at 06:38 PMThanks for that - the funniest thing I've seen all week!
Posted by: Mr T at June 4, 2004 at 07:09 PMIt's okay if she's just, uhhh...cleaning off the flavoured condom, I guess.
Posted by: Sean M. at June 4, 2004 at 08:11 PMIs oral sex a Democrat thing, perfectsense?
*snickers at what some people are missing out on*
Allah Ta'ala bo-b'ala
Banana-fana-fo-f'ala
You know I'm going to keep doing this, don't you?
Posted by: Ken Summers at June 5, 2004 at 01:25 AMHow much can we expect from a people too dumb to take the wrapper off their fast food?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 5, 2004 at 01:42 AMBut it doesn't say who asked the question, the husband of the wife (or the 2nd wife or the 3rd or whatever).
Posted by: ras at June 5, 2004 at 03:37 AMHow can she suck it if she has a veil over her face? Take off the veil? But then she would be a sinner! Allah would be furious! He should just blow himself up on a bus somewhere so he can have 72 virgins that will do it without the condom....for all eternity!
Posted by: Oktober at June 5, 2004 at 03:39 AMSo he disapproved of the practice before he approved it?
Posted by: Steve in Houston at June 5, 2004 at 04:08 AMAlas we may never know if an extra large condom will suffice as an emergency veil.
Posted by: Brent at June 5, 2004 at 05:27 AMThis is hilarious. It depends on what the meaning of oral sex is. Does this mean she can suck but he can't move? ROFLMAO!!!
Posted by: Helen at June 5, 2004 at 07:20 AMHelen, you do realize that you just channeled Bill Clinton, don't you?
You might want to get exorcised.
Posted by: The Real JeffS at June 5, 2004 at 07:25 AMAnd don't miss one of the world's funniest navigation buttons on the right-hand side of the page: "View random fatwa".
Posted by: PapayaSF at June 5, 2004 at 09:11 AM