May 01, 2004


Michael Moore pretends to care about the lives of American soldiers (while demoralizing them and us with his lies and propaganda) while remaining fat, safe and stupid at home. Terrorists are concerned with killing fat, safe and stupid Americans at home. Let's bring them together. Mr. Moore should be flown to Iraq and strapped to the side of convoy Humvees. That way, when a roadside bomb goes off, everyone is happy. Soldiers are shielded from the blast by Moore's largeness, and we are spared any future idiotic and disingenuous pontificating by Moore.

By CCinCali, one of the entrants in Frank J.ís T-shirt contest.

Posted by Tim Blair at May 1, 2004 03:25 AM

Those are all fine entrants. SarahK in particular is my kind of woman!

Posted by: Anne at May 1, 2004 at 03:34 AM

I love stories about Mikey Moore's size.

Posted by: BC at May 1, 2004 at 03:45 AM

I made a similar observation after Pat Tillman's death.

Posted by: Posse Incitatus at May 1, 2004 at 04:23 AM

Well, your link doesn't work, and guess what! I'm not inclined to fix it.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 1, 2004 at 10:41 AM

if by "hot" you mean "horribly skanky".

Posted by: snuh at May 1, 2004 at 11:30 PM