March 23, 2004


We already know Phillip Adams can rewrite the past, but were you also aware that he can predict the future? Here’s Phil last April:

Make no mistake, if the US can't find those chemical weapons in Iraq, it'll smuggle some in and plant them.

And here’s Sunday’s Gulf Daily News:

US forces have been shipping parts of missiles, chemical and germ warfare agents and nuclear weapons into southern Iraq, according to an exclusive report in our sister paper Akhbar Al Khaleej. Quoting Iraqi Transportation Ministry sources, the report said US forces offloaded this equipment from US cargo ships at the port of Umm Qasr, near Basra, during Ashoora.

It said riots in the area, coupled with major explosions that killed and injured a large number of Iraqi people including a prominent religious scholar, had enabled the parts to be offloaded while the attention of the Iraqi people was elsewhere.

Akhbar Al Khaleej said the US, in co-ordination with British forces stationed in large numbers in the south of Iraq, had imposed stiff security measures around the port to ensure the unloading could be done in secret in the dead of night.

As foretold in Phillipular prophesy.

Posted by Tim Blair at March 23, 2004 01:39 AM

I don't get it. If all these WMD's were delivered in secret, how does the press have all these details?

Posted by: kelley at March 23, 2004 at 01:52 AM


Posted by: cugel at March 23, 2004 at 01:55 AM

major bummer phill?

Posted by: cugel at March 23, 2004 at 01:58 AM

Well shit. They caught us. Now its going to get out, and the people of the world will unite against us.
Only one bright spot. I haven't bothered planting the tomatoes this year, so the invasion force will have to carry their own provender, while crossing my backyard.

Posted by: Papertiger at March 23, 2004 at 04:38 AM

i hear they've been smuggling in used paper shredders, as well

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 23, 2004 at 05:47 AM

Not to mention smuggling into thousands of cadavers to fill those mass graves. Get diggin' boys!

Posted by: Quentin George at March 23, 2004 at 06:14 AM

They smuggled them in inside plastic turkeys!!!

Posted by: Woody at March 23, 2004 at 06:55 AM

brilliant! i bet no one would even think to check gwb's luggage when he brought that first one in!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at March 23, 2004 at 07:00 AM

It gets worse! They're smuggling electricity supplies out on the return voyage!

Posted by: Craig Mc at March 23, 2004 at 07:13 AM

Philip Adams . come back all is forgiven !
Your article in todays AUSTRALIAN,5744,9043496%5E12272,00.html
is awesome !
i take back most of what i said about you !
Not like you to disagree With Arafat the newly appointed film critic of Ramallah.
Consistancy is the last refuge of the unimaginative. That you are not

Posted by: davo at March 23, 2004 at 01:11 PM